See, if I had any creativity I would play…but uh… 
Just couldn’t resist
One last lick of the ice-cream
After the dog’s turn
Oh, the NT: memory.
I can’t remember
what happened after midnight
because I was high.
there, I’m tryin Churro!
NT:Fire
spicy burritos
tacos with guacamole
blow it out your butt
nt: indigestion
-Imp
The old faithful burn.
Like minnows in your stomach.
All brown in the end.
NT: geysers
Damn you Wonderer.
turning noisily,
these invisible insides
have minds of their own
Sulfuric waters
Make the yellow stones yellow.
The sky remains blue.
nt: electricity
Burns you really bad
If you touch a live wire
It’s a real shocker
NT: Australia
Be sharp; no screwin’.
Do so and you’ll soon blunder,
When you’re down under.
NT: Panties
We make lots of noise
All the punkrocker girls swoon
We are the Sonic Youth
NT: Cheese
Melted and stringy;
Microwaved in saran-wrap,
Tastes like crusty dreams.
Nt: contraceptives
The Pope frowns on it
But no need for sodomy
If prefer pussy
NT: Rollercoasters
Higher and higher
Up we go. When will we fall?
Stuck here upside down.
NT: The Spanish Inquistion
Oh Isabella,
Your brilliant passion seems
Slightly misguided.
nt: farming
Hard work all day long
All look toward the harvest
Sacrifice is due.
NT: Satan
A young Indian
Man asked me rapturously
Once about Satan
nt: boredom
One night I was bored
Indulging in some Haiku
Cured my idleness
NT: Liposuction
smuthered in thick waves.
no rest, no cease only weight;
free me from my prison.
NT: Diplomatic immunity
She hits the high note
And holds it till a glass breaks
On her tiny shoes.
NT: Crack
Should I talk about
Impious’ crack thread or Smears’?
So many riches
NT: Madonna