# The ILP Award Ceremony
**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460
**Category:** Non-Philosophical Chat
**Created:** [January 14, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460 "2006-01-14T17:55:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Tab](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Tab)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/61 "2006-01-16T23:39:29Z")
> [@](#):
>
> 1. Most charming: Tabula Rasa
Who…? Moi…?
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### Author:  [@tentative](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/tentative)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/62 "2006-01-17T00:05:15Z")
Tab,
I think that was a typo. I think he meant churming. No, I don’t know what churming means. 😲
JT (intellectually spiritual)
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### Author:  [@von\_Rivers](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/von_Rivers)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/63 "2006-01-17T00:32:54Z")
> [@GateControlTheory](#):
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> Need a friend Monooq? We could stay up late, getting drunk and listening to classic rock, instead of studying for the GRE.
no, thanks.
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### Author:  [@someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/someoneisatthedoor)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/64 "2006-01-17T01:02:18Z")
> [@Satyr](#):
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> Most likely to ask herself into a corner: PhilosophyGirl
Nice way of describing her particular brand of mundane madness…
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### Author:  [@Shyster](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Shyster)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/65 "2006-01-17T03:25:16Z")
I can’t believe how touched I am…I actually made a list… 😃😃😃😃😃
Satyr, you wonderful man… 😃
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### Author:  [@Future\_Man](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Future_Man)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/66 "2006-01-17T20:33:43Z")
most likely to win every award, except he returned about two days after this stupid ceremony that he doesnt even care about anyway: guess
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### Author:  [@TheAdlerian](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/TheAdlerian)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/67 "2006-01-17T20:35:14Z")
Dunamis?
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### Author:  [@xanderman](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/xanderman)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/68 "2006-01-17T21:24:02Z")
> [@GateControlTheory](#):
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> Most likely to fuck an infallible doll: Xanderman
Thank you, you are too kind.
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### Author:  [@Future\_Man](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Future_Man)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/69 "2006-01-17T21:27:08Z")
golden arm
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### Author:  [@Uniqor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Uniqor)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/70 "2006-01-17T21:31:21Z")
GCT, the list was a laugh but way too personal, for instance, Uniqor the cyberstalker had so far, only stalked GCT for a couple of posts. Amigo, this is no way to draw, to gun me down you’ll have to shoot Fritz straight, as for your virgin attempt at that with the one liner “Nietzsche was hollow”, I didn’t see the smoke coming out and felt like being hit by photonium.
most ethical hedonist: GateControlTheory
most modest hypocrit: psyque
most psychopathic psychologist: TheAdlerian
most serious gamer: Gamer
most unrecognisable undefinable: detrop
most philosophical blonde: Shyster
most masochistic saint: Pinnacle of Reason
most youthful grandma: Bessy
most ancient middleaged: Dunamis
most watchful janitor: ben
most dry Englishman: Tabula Rasa
most wet Englishman: someoneisatthedoor
most joyful suicidal: Fabiano
most talkative introvert: embracetrees
most prudent extrovert: Old\_Gobble
most thickly clothed: Thirst4Metal
most nihilistic penitent: impenitent
most straight croissant: Xanderman
most crooked stick: Jerry
most green cheese: BMW Guy
most red tabasco: liquidangel
most determind dyslexic: Dan
most decided napoleanic: futureman
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### Author:  [@Impenitent](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Impenitent)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/71 "2006-01-17T21:33:17Z")
> [@xanderman](#):
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> > [@GateControlTheory](#):
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> > Most likely to fuck an infallible doll: Xanderman
>
> Thank you, you are too kind.
infallible doll? that must be some mistake…
-Imp
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### Author:  [@TheAdlerian](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/TheAdlerian)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/72 "2006-01-17T21:37:36Z")
I think that’s what all men look for though, or is it?
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### Author:  [@xanderman](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/xanderman)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/73 "2006-01-17T21:37:49Z")
> [@GateControlTheory](#):
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> Most likely to fuck an infallible doll: Xanderman
> [@xanderman](#):
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> Thank you, you are too kind.
> [@Impenitent](#):
>
> infallible doll? that must be some mistake…
>
> -Imp
=D\>
The Pun 1.0 software really is the best. 😃
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### Author:  [@Phaedrus](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Phaedrus)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/74 "2006-01-17T21:38:58Z")
Not if it’s a “blow-up Pope.”
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### Author:  [@embracetrees](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/embracetrees)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/75 "2006-01-18T02:15:10Z")
how come i got all the bad awards? 😢
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### Author:  [@embracetrees](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/embracetrees)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/76 "2006-01-18T02:15:36Z")
> [@Phaedrus](#):
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> Not if it’s a “blow-up Pope.”
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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### Author:  [@someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/someoneisatthedoor)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/77 "2006-01-18T02:28:09Z")
> [@embracetrees](#):
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> how come i got all the bad awards? 😢
Because you’re a bad girl, a very bad girl…
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### Author:  [@embracetrees](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/embracetrees)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/78 "2006-01-18T02:29:42Z")
_kicks siatd_
_points and laughs_
_runs like hell_
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### Author:  [@Shyster](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Shyster)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/79 "2006-01-18T03:49:56Z")
> [@GateControlTheory](#):
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> Most likely to fuck an infallible doll: Xanderman
Doesn’t he mean inflatable? Although infallibility is pretty sweet…
Oh, you infallible doll, you great big infallible doll…
They have ones that are made of some weird rubber composite…feels just like skin with a layer of subcutaneous fat underneath…the boobies even jiggle
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### Author:  [@Phaedrus](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Phaedrus)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/80 "2006-01-18T04:00:45Z")
> [@Shyster](#):
>
> > [@GateControlTheory](#):
> >
> > Most likely to fuck an infallible doll: Xanderman
>
> Doesn’t he mean inflatable? Although infallibility is pretty sweet…
>
> Oh, you infallible doll, you great big infallible doll…
>
> They have ones that are made of some weird rubber composite…feels just like skin with a layer of subcutaneous fat underneath…the boobies even jiggle
The perfect gift for the man who has…well, pretty much nothing. 😆
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