# The ILP Award Ceremony

**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460
**Category:** Non-Philosophical Chat
**Created:** [January 14, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460 "2006-01-14T17:55:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![GateControlTheory](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@GateControlTheory](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/GateControlTheory)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/81 "2006-01-18T05:35:56Z")

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> [@Shyster](#):
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> > [@GateControlTheory](#):
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> > Most likely to fuck an infallible doll: Xanderman
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> Doesn’t he mean inflatable? Although infallibility is pretty sweet…  
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> Oh, you infallible doll, you great big infallible doll…
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> They have ones that are made of some weird rubber composite…feels just like skin with a layer of subcutaneous fat underneath…the boobies even jiggle

No, per my post, Satyr fucks the inflatable doll.

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### Author: ![thirst4metal](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@thirst4metal](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/thirst4metal)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/82 "2006-01-18T05:46:39Z")

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Hello F(r)iends,

I should win the award for: Most likely to win an award.

-Thirst4(f)art

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### Author: ![Shyster](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Shyster](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Shyster)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/83 "2006-01-18T09:15:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The perfect gift for the man who has…well, pretty much nothing.

😆😆

> [@](#):
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> No, per my post, Satyr fucks the inflatable doll.

Ah…whoops… 😃😊😆

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### Author: ![someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/someoneisatthedoor)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/the-ilp-award-ceremony/8460/84 "2006-01-18T12:54:29Z")

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> [@thirst4metal](#):
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> Hello F(r)iends,
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> I should win the award for: Most likely to win an award.
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> -Thirst4(f)art

And I should win the award for: least likely to get nominated for anything good

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