Who…? Moi…?
Tab,
I think that was a typo. I think he meant churming. No, I don’t know what churming means. 
JT (intellectually spiritual)
no, thanks.
Nice way of describing her particular brand of mundane madness…
I can’t believe how touched I am…I actually made a list… 
Satyr, you wonderful man…
most likely to win every award, except he returned about two days after this stupid ceremony that he doesnt even care about anyway: guess
Dunamis?
Thank you, you are too kind.
golden arm
GCT, the list was a laugh but way too personal, for instance, Uniqor the cyberstalker had so far, only stalked GCT for a couple of posts. Amigo, this is no way to draw, to gun me down you’ll have to shoot Fritz straight, as for your virgin attempt at that with the one liner “Nietzsche was hollow”, I didn’t see the smoke coming out and felt like being hit by photonium.
most ethical hedonist: GateControlTheory
most modest hypocrit: psyque
most psychopathic psychologist: TheAdlerian
most serious gamer: Gamer
most unrecognisable undefinable: detrop
most philosophical blonde: Shyster
most masochistic saint: Pinnacle of Reason
most youthful grandma: Bessy
most ancient middleaged: Dunamis
most watchful janitor: ben
most dry Englishman: Tabula Rasa
most wet Englishman: someoneisatthedoor
most joyful suicidal: Fabiano
most talkative introvert: embracetrees
most prudent extrovert: Old_Gobble
most thickly clothed: Thirst4Metal
most nihilistic penitent: impenitent
most straight croissant: Xanderman
most crooked stick: Jerry
most green cheese: BMW Guy
most red tabasco: liquidangel
most determind dyslexic: Dan
most decided napoleanic: futureman
infallible doll? that must be some mistake…
-Imp
I think that’s what all men look for though, or is it?
=D>
The Pun 1.0 software really is the best.
Not if it’s a “blow-up Pope.”
how come i got all the bad awards? 
Because you’re a bad girl, a very bad girl…
kicks siatd
points and laughs
runs like hell
Doesn’t he mean inflatable? Although infallibility is pretty sweet…
Oh, you infallible doll, you great big infallible doll…
They have ones that are made of some weird rubber composite…feels just like skin with a layer of subcutaneous fat underneath…the boobies even jiggle
The perfect gift for the man who has…well, pretty much nothing.