Camera is following Sisyphus up and down the mountain
Reporter: Alright so you’ve been in the business for a while, of course you gained some recognition with the Greeks but with the expose done on you by the wonderful Albert Camus you’ve really sort of taken the limelight. Tell me, has it really gone to your head all that much.
Sisyphus: You know, John, I hate to admit it, but it really has.
Reporter: Oh?
Sisyphus: Well yeah because each work gave me a bit of perspective. At first, when I arrived at what I like to call ‘the hill’ I was thinking ‘This sucks’. I mean I’m a clever guy, but I couldn’t work my way out of the binding will of the Gods.
Reporter: Now that those God’s are dead, shouldn’t you be free to go?
Sisyphus: Oh I’m free to leave, but where will I go? Obscurity? That’s the thing… since Camus I’ve learned to love my job. I mean check out my arms - nothing hotter than a eternal damnation sculpted body.
Reporter: Can you explain this?
Sisyphus: Well Albert, who I loved working with, gave me a reason to find purpose in my task at hand here. I mean it’s really not that strange when you think about it, and I get to do it forever. I mean… that’s a pretty sweet deal. Plus there is decent medical.
Reporter: But as you write about in your new book, that isn’t always the case now is it?
Sisyphus: Well, yeah, the existential life is great in theory but when you are amidst the swirling chaos of the absurd industry psychology just wears thin, sometimes and I’ll go on streaks of depression.
Reporter: Now, in the book you allude to the fact that sometimes you actually stop pushing the rock?
Sisyphus: Listen, I’m not going to comment on that.
Sisyphus stops on the mountain, camera zooms in on his expression
Sisyphus: Alright get that thing out of my face you fucking vultures, this interview is done!
