It has been suggested by one of the lead Drunken Bitching Beavers that I start this hallowed thread. Those DBBs that already have been a part of this for a while know who you are. But it was suggested to ensure the hallowedness of this thread we all must present the encrypted handshake and speak the sacred words or something to that effect. Ok. One problem, You all forgot to show me! I should never have used the restroom and left you all in charge. Now it is the responsibility of the DBBs to recruit suitable fresh batch of Beavers. A manifesto for the post revolution is in the works for the DBBs to chew up and chew over. All suggestions are most welcomed.
Now onto the qualifications of the fresh batch of Beavers.
They truly must be able to follow humor and stilted honesty and provide suitable tithes. Anything else?
Oh yea the flag, flag caption, motto and chant. I believe we have brought a chant up but never fully voted on it.
Ferment, Foment, Cement
We are The Beasts of the Yeasts
We can build a dam, but we don’t give a damn
Caplifter Siempre
then a suggestion of adding beer and sausage to it.
Now this started out as a caption suggestion for the flag so perhaps this all needs to be hashed out still.
Oops and one officer nominee was put forth but never seconded or ratified or even decided which postition. Bessy has my nomination for an officer.
I pass the gavel to the next right honorable DBB poster
God, Kris, it doesn’t take a dirty mind to put together having breakfast sausages during the Bitchin’ Beaver meeting. I will be happy to take the minutes but must say I missed all this… I have been dabbing in the highly moderated forum as of late and don’t have time for this mundane drivel. Though poppycock has always been one of my specialities, I have moved on intellectually and it will be challenging for me to stay here.
You’ve just fulfilled one of the prime qualifications. Confusion reigns in the hearts of the DBB’s. I’m not sure we will ever put together all of the qualifications for new member status because we tend to lose focus rather easily. Still, if you hang around long enough you may be able to discern a general direction… A tip: When all seems lost, elbows on the table, sit up straight and pretend to pay attention. If nothing else, you gain style points…
Ok let me direct you to two crucial threads there might be more but, Tent brought some sort of moosey beer and I forgot somethings or was left Out because I had to leave the room for a short break.
Now these will either explain or confuse further I am not sure, Please ask any questions and the DBBs will answer to the best of their cumulative abilities.
well, i’m certainly somewhere in the drunken range, i’m female (and thus bitchy by nature), not sure if i’m an erm… ahem… beaver…
but i feel special and included, so i’m game
lol, read the first 3 pages, then stopped, just with all the worrying connotations that come with the word “beaver” i’m not sure i wanna admit to being one outright
MAS, that is : Drunken Bitching Beavers, the animal that is industrious and build dams, not the small fur bearing crittur that eats large quantities of raw meat, it is often mistaken for the beaver though, its name is pronounced suent but is spelled with a c not an s and the e is not present.
I know its hard but focus on our Order as Drunken bitching Beavers that will foment a world changing revolution. If we can ever get it together and focus.
of course. I must have mine too. Coffee the nectar of mornings and lifelessness that comes with it.
House training Foxy bitches is very tricky and must be handled with kid gloves or is that rubber gloves?Yes, later on training procedures, I look forward to it. Go drink your coffee and I go mop! LOL
Help! Guys! Yoo hoo! can I get some help with Mas and giving him a clean explanation. He keeps putting my foot in my mouth! I say he is more then qualified as a DBB Since he is bent on logic he should hold an office too, don’t you all think so?
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Go drink your coffee and I go mop! LOL
Help! Guys! Yoo hoo! can I get some help with Mas and giving him a clean explanation. He keeps putting my foot in my mouth! 
I say he is more then qualified as a DBB