The Root of all Evil

This might be a fun game.

I’m not sure how many people have seen “The Root of all Evil” on comedy central, but it’s hillarious. The whole point is that two people argue about two random things and give reasons why they are evil. At the end, Lewis Black decides who wins…no prizes or anything, just funniness.

Here’s how this will work. I’ll name two things in this first post, and you have to pick one of them. You must then develop a convincing (and hopefully comedic) arguement as to why it is the root of all evil. If it works well enough, I will add two new ones to argue about.

Alright, the first case…

MYSPACE …VS…PROSTITUTION!

Myspace is the same as prostitution in alot of ways.

I’d feel better going out and buying a hooker for the night than spend another minute on myspace.

Here Here!

…there is no comparison to prostitution than prostitution iself: nothing even comes close to it - it is in the act of swapping sex for money/a person paying for sex: that we define what equates to being prostitution.

People are selling themselves on Myspace, but they are not opening their legs in exchange for money: unlike a prostitute…

I think myspace features prostitutes, or just bored nympho, only they are younger and assumingly cleaner.

And this prooves my case: myspace.com/ashleydupre.

Ha! Beat that!

No, a prostitute is a prostitute: anything else is a normal job/hobby/life-style!

…if some-one sleeps with another to further their career/get a record deal/etc: they have then prostituted themselves to get something in exchange for sex.

Well she is still a not very wise (but still very hot) slut. Haha.

Losing that one-million dollar deal from Hustler because of one drunken night for Girls Gone Wild. Tsk tsk. Stupid Girl.

I don’t know who she is, or anything about that story. Did she swap sex for money? what did she do to qualify for slut-status?

Girls Gone Wild Summer 2005

Sex controvery with the ex-Governor of New York. She is an escort service. And at least the taste of American politicians improve from Clinton. :laughing: