The Titanic

Shes the biggest ever built! What man power! What grandeur! ALL ON BOARD FOR HER MAIDEN VOYAGE!

See her towering smoke stacks of might! (one is fake by the way)

watch how the workers fuel her from within!

See her in all her glory! Crushing smaller ships beneath her wake and forcing them ashore!

She sails free on the open ocean, distance is no object!

She is an incredible combination of engineering, muscle and money! She cannot possibly fail!

All was well aboard The Titanic, until that faithful night…

“ICEBERG!!! OH NO!! ITS TOO LATE!!! **** !!!”

“Captain!” said the first mate, “What are your orders!”.

“Close the bulkhead doors… That will at least give those above a chance”.

“what of the life boats sir!” the first mate shouted back grimly

“Women and children first, there aren’t nearly enough lifeboats for everyone…”

And so those blow the decks of The Titanic perished when it sank, and many of those above were sucked down along with it.

Only the few whose lifeboats were successful managed to survive.

Some say The Titanic sank because of its sheer size, some say it sank because it was weakly designed.

Did things like a fake smokestack, or lack of lifeboats contribute to its failure?

Perhaps the captain was at fault, or it was simply to dark to navigate. Maybe the iceberg was simply unavoidable.

I’m talking about the Unites States of America of course, and Canada by extension even if simply by being sucked down along with it. This analogy seems to me a frighteningly apt resemblance to my ideas about extreme capitalism.

Thoughts?

bad analogy

the us is not sinking

-Imp

Which is as good a reason as any to abandon ship!

good analogy because the U.S just hasn’t seen the iceberg yet.

lol i am serious about about this analogy. like “the shining city of light on top of a hill”, the U.S will in its grandeur, blind itself.

and when that iceberg finally does get close, there will be no avoiding it.

my money is on an iceberg made of angry starving people…

my money is on mountains of dead bodies

-Imp

My money is under them.

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ICEBERG CITED! ITS A… IT"S A… 1000 ton mecha fighting droid from china!!!

Americas been sunk for sometime now. The fictional USG entity has taken control. Although if you really want to be technical England, US, and Canada have all sunken. Which essentially is all the western nations except for mabye Australia.

when we are sunk there will be no one left alive besides a few scattered dipshits…

so the fictional USG would be considered the bulk head doors that lock us in to our doom? or perhaps they have just taken up all the life boats?