When I was first told that masturbation makes you go blind, I thought “What the hell; I’ll stop when my sight starts fading” but now I’ve seen this and it’s far worse than I thought.
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My mom must have started this group. 
They’re a bunch of jerk-offs, if you ask me. I didn’t read the whole thing. Couldn’t find my glasses.
That site looks like satire.
I don’t know km, the thought of you masturbating does my head in…um…
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It’s definitely satire, Mr P.
Mine too 
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It must be satire… I hope it’s satire but… I’ve seen things on Fox (and radical left media) I thought were send ups and later found they were 100% serious.
Nowadays war is peace, ignorance is strength and satire is reality.
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This one isn’t satire.
I’m with you km, I want to believe it’s satire. I’m sure it’s satire. I’m laughing my ass off it’s satire. But you know damn well that there is this group of people out there… Its the same group of people that think a condom is an automatic call to wild abondoned sex.
Hmmm, maybe I ought to buy a couple boxes just in case they’re right…
yopele,
I think you found the group I was talking about…
Wow!!!
We’ve heard the ‘fag’ rant before but the rest of it is just insanity, literally.
They blame the government for bombing their church with an IED and said that’s the reason so many U.S. soldiers are being blown up with IED’s in Iraq!! They call women ‘whores’ and state that military funerals are “pagan orgies of idolatrous blasphemyâ€
To be fair, they do have a section on ‘loving thy neighbour’ though.
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Isn’t that like saying they started out as living humans? I mean sure, not everone masturbates regularly but probably only a handful of people in the entire world never masturbate at all.
Also, was anyone else severely confused by this?
The explanation given doesn’t really make sense either…
Creation,
Why would anything they say have to make sense? Diatribe doesn’t need any reason, just something sensational to scare you…
I don’t think we’re confused (any more than usual) They’re the one’s with a problem…
Yeah, they are a bunch of a-holes. The site I linked to used to have a picture of Mathew Sheppard with a counter tallying how many days he had been “burning in Hell”. (If you remember, Mathew Sheppard was the homosexual who was, I believe, beaten to death out in Wyoming.) Jackasses!
That’s free speech for ya, though; you generally have to take the good with the bad.
yopele,
True, and I support freedom of speech. But given this particular group, on a moonless night in a convenient dark alley… 
I have a launching pad for you; the Westboro Baptist Church is less than an hour from where I live. Just PM me.
Get behind me, Satan!..