The White House Puppy Situation

The next White House dog will be:

  • A Poodle
  • A Shih Tzu
  • A Schnauzer
  • Some kind of terrier
  • A Grayhound
  • A Malteze
  • A mutt
  • Other
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Since we are on stand-by until the next week…What kind of a dog do you think Obama’s children will pick?

Note: All of these breeds are hypoallergenic. :smiley:

A generic off brand chihuahua shitsonyou, just to give the Secret service a heart attack. I have visions of marine types chasing a super tiny blue blood puppy through the white house. :banana-dance: :banana-dance: :banana-dance: :banana-dance: :laughing:

Whatever kind of dog they pick they’ll have to name it “Checkers” in memory of President Nixon’s Cocker Spaniel. And they’ll have to learn to pick it up by the ears because that’s the proper way to lift dogs according to President Lyndon Bains Johnson who used to pick up his Beagles that way.

I was thinking the exact same thing tunis.

they need to name it shithead and have a party when the phone book arrives

-Imp

Is this some kind of tradition? What do they do with the dog after their term is over? Roast it? Does it have to be a dog, thats a bit specist isn’t it, cats are cool, but I mean your the president the most powerful position in the world you’d at least get something to reflect this, maybe a komodo dragon or a crocodile and I could go on all day.

A giraffe!

John Quincy Adams raised silkworms. Andrew Johnson kept white mice. Theodore Roosevelt had a lion and bear cubs. William Howard Taft had a cow named Pauline Wayne that would sometimes graze on the White House lawn. William McKinley had a Mexican yellow parrot. Chelsea Clinton had a cat named Socks Clinton.

Oh my gawd, even black dogs are discriminated against, what has this world come to?

DO double G- please adopt me

I bet Obama’s kids are going to pick a dog of another race. They already want to be white.

Roosevelt had style! But I quite like the cow choice :sunglasses:

How do they want to be white?

Presidency is for white people only, duh, they just look like blackers. (opposite of wiggers; a mix between black and cracker)

Did G dubya emulate black culture like this? No, I don’t think so, because being prez he’s already the ultimate whitebread. Obama will never be recognized as a real black man.

And what does it take for a black man to be a ‘real black man’? To dress as that picture?

Ummm, yep.

Ummm, bullshit.

The threads make the man, my man, the threads make the man. THIS IS CAPITALISM. A black man in a suit and tie in the white house= wannabe white man. That’s all there is to it.

You think I’m racist but it’s the truth. :mrgreen:

So from who’s point of view are you speaking from?

Henry’s

He told me to say it.

She’s serious.

Well?

It’s been a week now and I’ve heard nothing. All I’ve heard is stuff like “who is Obama gonna pick for some cabinet position”, or "the President of France said such and such about Obama’s election, or "president elect Obama met with president Bush, or some other such floccinaucity.

So, what kind of puppy did they pick? Does anyone know or are we still waiting to see who’s gonna be the star in the big dog show?

I reckon they’ll go for a labrador: