The Year Is 2759 AUC!

01.01.07.1822

You’d like to say it’s 2007, so would the rest of the world… and so we’ve come to accept that by making a couple adjustments to what was Anno Domini (AD) to Common Era (CE), but what if the dating system never got changed by Dionysius Exiguus in 525 (CE)?? What if the glorious pasttime that was once the Roman Empire never died out (for the various reasons that it did)? What if, then, the Roman Empire continued to spread, conquering all of the known world as much as Christianity did (through force)? Would the world be still under the Roman dating system Ab Urbe Condita (AUC)? That would be interesting… the year would not be 2007 CE but 2759 AUC!

From the founding of Rome… that great city which has shaped practically every facet of our modern world. Rome has done more to influence the culture of the Western world than Christianity itself. Yet we are still attaching ourselves to the latter dating system. A system whose roots are found in shaky evidence.

The so-called “Year of Our Lord” is shadowed by some pretty deep contradictions in the bible. Christians want to believe that Jesus was born on the eve of 0 AD, or just 1 AD, depending on your reasoning. Okay… so the evidence for this?
The Book of Matthew states Jesus was born under Herod’s rule and he ordered the Massacre of Innoncents in response to his birth. Scholars have fixed Herod’s death shortly before Passover in 4 BC (that’s not good). What more, the so-called “Star of Bethlehem” which led the three wisemen to their “new lord” has been suggested as the planetary conjunction on 15 September of 7 BC or the sighting of Halley’s Comet in 12 BC (that’s really not looking good).
The Book of Luke, to make things worse, states that Jesus was born under the Syrian Governorship of Quirinius. Okay, but scholars have found that Quirinius took office in 6 AD.
Meanwhile, the Book of John places Jesus’ birth sometime in 18 BC, according to some scholars.

Chucks… no one can seem to pinpoint Jesus being born on the eve of 0 AD or just 1 AD (whatever you want to use; the Gregorian and Julian calendars don’t use 0)… or rather, to be very much more accurate, 754 AUC.

Unfortunately, Exiguus has left no explanation as to how he came about with his calculations of equating the year 532 with the regnal year 248 of Emperor Diocletian. However, before Exiguus, there was another monk named Annianus who, around the year 400 AD, placed the “Annunciation” on March 25th, 9 AD; a stretch away from what Exiguus later calculated.

So… we have factual evidence, and dating of when, the founding of the city of Rome took place. We have the markings of Rome clearly prevelant throughout our modern world. It is clearly a better choice of honoring something that has substance. The question is, as the Roman dating system is clearly more accurate to itself than that of the Christian dating system, would it really be so bad to say that it’s not 2007 but really 2759?? The future is here!

The founding of Rome by Romulus and Remus is a legendary event. I don’t think you can claim great accuracy for a system based on legend. And in general, accuracy hasn’t been the main purpose of year-counting, most of the hundreds of calendars which are (or have been) used around the world make a religious or political statement by marking a great event (birth of Jesus, Muhammad’s exile, the Jewish Creation, the French Revolution) as the beginning, year zero, of the new era.

In a secular, globally connected society it would of course seem appropriate that the most widely used calendar wouldn’t be religiously biased, but if a calendar is to be based on a historical event it is quite impossible to avoid at least a cultural bias. Maybe some astronomical event, observed by people around the globe, could be considered a neutral beginning for a global calendar. But this new calendar would also have to exist side by side with the religious calendars, which aren’t going to be taken out of use anytime soon.

Our calendar is the heart of our consciousness.

The date means nothing.

Life is life: day is day; night is night; now is now: this is all that matters.

Breathe. Watch the clouds. Have a piece of cake. Watch a movie.

Why was AD and BC changed to CE and BCE anyway? Why not just use + and - ? We could then say things like “the Romans burnt Jerusalem in +70” rather than AD 70 or CE 70. Or, Jesus was born -1 (+/- 10 years).

I think AD and BC were changed to CE and BCE because some people didn’t like Christianity. If I’m a strict monotheist I could say I don’t like the name “Saturday” because that’s named after a polytheistic god named “Saturn” which I don’t believe in, so let’s change it. Or, I don’t like “January” because that’s named after the Roman god “Janus” who I do not wish to acknowledge let alone worship, so let’s change that. Where does “Thursday” come from; the Norse god “Thor” ?

I don’t care if they use AD or CE. Even if I don’t believe in the deified emperor “Augustus” Caeser I still just say or write “August”. It’s like when people change Christmas to Xmas, the other side then has to have a big campaign to “put Christ back in Christmas”.

Before my Christmas break two of my fellow employees had an argument about saying “Happy Holidays” or “Merry Christmas”. One of them, who is Catholic, wanted to make his point by wishing me a “Merry Christmas”. Which was fine. I answered him back with “and a Merry Eastern Orthodox Christmas two weeks from now to you too”.

01.06.07.1838

Okay, you’re right. I concede that whole “accuracy” thing of Rome’s founding. I did some back-checking; something I should have done in the FIRST PLACE… silly me. The Founding of Rome was a hot debate back in the day… they couldn’t seem to settle on a year, but they did all settle on a day… April 21st. How’s that for odd?

Bah… How about that planetary conjunction that occurred on Sept. 15 of 7 BCE? That would make the year 2014 without any major problems… eh? It’s only a matter of time though before the Age of Pisces dies out completely and we have a complete conversion of all things that had been hijacked by Christianity to conform to a more scientific and secular society. The Age of Aquarius is growing stronger. Now, I’m not into all that horoscope bullshit, but I think something as ancient and vague as astrology is still useful in some way to our society… perhaps as a dating system? Want a justification? How about Latin? It’s a dead language, but it’s used in science to name EVERYTHING.

That’s deep man…

That is so Nietzschean… beautiful…