# Theory of humanity, people, machines

**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030
**Category:** Philosophy
**Created:** [November 8, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030 "2025-11-08T05:20:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![futureone](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/futureone/32/14346_2.png) [@futureone](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/futureone)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/1 "2025-11-08T05:20:50Z")

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My theory is that humans are nothing more than information processing machines. Most of their philosophy has no meaning at all whatsoever. For example debates about ancient theology is just a bunch of information processing machines looking a bunch of information and processing that information then discussing that information with other information processing machines.

All that is important is that the machines have a positive experience of life and no negative experiences of life. Negative experiences simply increase the net suffering of the universe. Negative experiences have no grand meaning or purpose it is just a negative experience in the grand scheme of the universe that does not improve the universe in any way. If there was a button to delete all negative experiences then it should be pushed, if there was a button to delete the universe then it should be pushed.

Your protest does not matter at all, you will say that ‘negative experiences’ make us wiser or grow character or other predictable shit which is just the result of being in a primitive ape world-construct where the flawed world happens to necessitate primitive backwards shit as that just to function in the primitive-ape-world-construct we are in currently.

In reality you are a bacterial growth that wants to reproduce and create more bacterial growth in which you can communicate with other machines that “life is worthwhile” and that we should all cherish and be grateful for it. Even though when you die you forget your life and it is therefore meaningless and without any meaning at all whatsoever at all. When you die you will forget your life as if you never existed at all and everything every you did every achievement will be forgotten and flushed as if it never existed at all. You are a bacterial growth that clings onto rotten life as if it means something when it means absolutely nothing at all. The only impact your achievements will have is on your next life when you reincarnate as another person, and if your achievements made the world worse of if they made the world better then you will celebrate those achievements of that author whom you forgotten that you were the author of those achievements in another life.

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 5:37am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/2 "2025-11-08T05:37:40Z")

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> [@futureone](#):
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> In reality you are a bacterial growth that wants to reproduce

There you go @MagsJ

Get it

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 5:39am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/3 "2025-11-08T05:39:23Z")

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Wow, what a masterclass in philosophy this OP is.

Learned much

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 5:41am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/4 "2025-11-08T05:41:46Z")

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Get back to mommy’s basement and the video games, loser

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 5:43am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/5 "2025-11-08T05:43:05Z")

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> [@futureone](#):
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> In reality you are a bacterial growth

What is bacterial growth? What is anything? Existence, being.

Of course you had to select something vile, something seemingly foul to compare human beings and life to. Because you are a dark, twisted loser. And people like @MagsJ waste their time with you while I literally rot alone.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 8:36am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/6 "2025-11-08T08:36:15Z")

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Oh yeah. It’s Danny Lav.

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 9:15am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/7 "2025-11-08T09:15:57Z")

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Oh yeah, the Ecmandu entertainer Maryann S. has arrived.

Why ridicule me? What have I done besides ridicule stupidity and identify the fact you and Mags are entertaining creeps? And I’m not one of them.

This thread is nonsense. It isn’t philosophy, it is a convoluted complaint. A repetitive convoluted complaint. The OP clearly has no real, coherent idea or life.

This nonsense is burying real philosophy for no good reason.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 9:30am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/8 "2025-11-08T09:30:59Z")

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> [@JulyThirty](#):
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> And I’m not one of them.

Are you 100% about that?

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 9:32am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/9 "2025-11-08T09:32:37Z")

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Yes. Look at the responses and support I receive. None.

Look at all the responses and support the sex beggar creep gets:

[https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/need-advice-from-sex-having-chads/84026](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/need-advice-from-sex-having-chads/84026)

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 9:34am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/10 "2025-11-08T09:34:08Z")

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I guess my replies aren’t responsive enough.

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 9:35am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/11 "2025-11-08T09:35:48Z")

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This is small talk nonsense. I’m fucking dying over here. I need something substantial, not online forum nonsense small talk amongst the creeps e.g. Ecmandu Promethean and futureone.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 9:49am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/12 "2025-11-08T09:49:04Z")

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Where would you like to start, Daniel?

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:00am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/13 "2025-11-08T10:00:30Z")

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I already started. She ran, said I was boring, then said it was her, then just left, said people don’t work, and then resumed conversation with the shallow, anonymous, faceless depressive creep (who called her a bitch and “girl”) who started this thread.

But thanks, Maryann.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:10am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/14 "2025-11-08T10:10:31Z")

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Like you’re not another manifestation.

Manifest love, doofus.

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:14am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/15 "2025-11-08T10:14:26Z")

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I did. You should read the emails. You are loveless animals, supportive of losers and creeps. Get what you deserve.

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:17am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/16 "2025-11-08T10:17:13Z")

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> [@Ichthus77](#):
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> Like you’re not another manifestation.
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> Manifest love, doofus.

You’re a cold, loveless woman. Example:

> [@Replacing The Human With Machines](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/replacing-the-human-with-machines/80963/7):
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> I really love the way my phone gives directions using my maps app. I have an emotional connection to it …not gonna lie. I gave Siri a male voice, and there’s this other app that doesn’t respond to Siri that I gave a male voice. Zero stress at all times. Solid. Zero huge ego demanding active attention and constant gratitude for said directions.
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> I think men should really worry about this. Particularly those more inclined to be assholes.

Taken in context of the discussion within that thread your comments appear even worse.

You make a joke of love. No wonder you are divorced. Or did the divorce do that to you?

You prefer the cold convenience of machines, of technology, as opposed to loving assistance from another human being. Perhaps you never experienced love, merely use. That tells me all I need to know.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/17 "2025-11-08T10:25:52Z")

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> [@JulyThirty](#):
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> You should read the emails

I block emails. Less drama.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:26am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/18 "2025-11-08T10:26:59Z")

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> [@JulyThirty](#):
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> loving assistance from another human being

What’s that? Show, don’t tell.

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### Author: ![JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/9dc877/32.png) [@JulyThirty](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/JulyThirty)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/19 "2025-11-08T10:27:28Z")

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> [@Ichthus77](#):
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> > [@JulyThirty](#):
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> > You should read the emails
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> I block emails. Less drama.

I’m not talking about _your_ emails or inbox. Context, Maryann.

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### Author: ![Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/user_avatar/www.ilovephilosophy.com/ichthus77/32/446_2.png) [@Ichthus77](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Ichthus77)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/theory-of-humanity-people-machines/84030/20 "2025-11-08T10:28:01Z")

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No idea what you mean.

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