I think you’re some kind of binary machine, I don’t think I ever said I was gay. There is a such thing as pansexual.
I never said a relationship ought to only be about me, seems like a strawman accusation.
I said that women frequently say no to fun activities, this is explained purely by science and Darwinian evolution. If anything I’m the one having to compromise with that. Its usually males that approach women in the first place, relationships in are society are usually women-centric anyway. Women rarely initiate relationships in the first place.
You are so into stereotypes it’s not funny, plus whatever is the ‘current thing’. Humans are binary, the same as every other mammal.
I bet you think ‘fun things’ to women are pillow fights and painting each others toenails for fuck sake.
And why would women not want to watch movies? What you mean is they don’t want to watch movies WITH YOU. Women will do all kinds of things they hate if they are really crazy about a guy.
“The average penis size is 5 and a half inches, and the average penis size of the guy who googles “average penis size” is 3 and a half inches.” -Bo Burnham
I assure you that I have a penis size larger than 5.5 inches and larger than 3.5 inches. My penis is less than 10 inches therefore is inadequate. Any male who’s satisfied by having less than 8 inches penis is strange in my opinion. I follow the golden ratios.
I could at least empathize with a midget who has a 5.5 inch penis, because at least that would be more proportional to his torso. Normal size male? Can’t understand it.
Take a pic and send it to us. LOL. Yuck!
I believe in Boogie Nights they fashioned Dirk Diggler’s penis on John Holme’s 13 incher, with Mark (Dirk) commenting that it was most uncomfortable. Seems like futureone may be suffering silently.
My penis has infinite length, since, to traverse half its distance, one must first traverse half of half its distance and so on… such that no matter how far one goes, one is still only halfway along the length of my penis. I can prove this mathematically.
My penis is so small it’s governed by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, so when I’m with a girl she can only know where it is or how fast it’s moving.
As you can see this proves me right about sexual capitalism, she rudely says “yuck” in regards to a penis picture.
Women can’t stand the sight of penis actually and lack sexual attraction to men. Don’t believe me? Look at all the sex-offenders who flashed women their penis, and note the women’s reactions. Then contrast it with females walking around naked (illegally), and note the men’s reactions.
To be fair, I don’t like the sight of most vaginas either, looks like slimy roast beef Arby’s. On occasion I will see a woman in a porn with a nice and perfect pussy though.
As for my own looks, sometimes I look in the mirror and I look like a cutie-patootie. I wonder how can a woman see me and not want to suck my dick, and be impregnated by me. Then I go into another room and look in a different mirror, and then I look #soy, barely above subhuman. I am a slave of random lighting angles. All depending on the lighting angle do I look good or not.
Even though I look #soy at some lighting angles, at least I do not look like a pasty anglo soy. At least I look better than these:
“My penis is so small it’s governed by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, so when I’m with a girl she can only know where it is or how fast it’s moving.”
Nice.
My penis is like Hilbert’s Hotel. As soon as one girl gets off, another one gets on, and it seems to never end.
All your sexual hangups are because of this scumbag, futureguy. The owner of xvideos. He’s a species of scumbag even lower than the politicians and priests. This one capitalizes only if there are sexually oppressed and frustrated people in the world who jackoff. That’s his bread and butter. This best thing to do with a cockroach like this is put em in a giant rubber and stuff him up a horse’s ass.
Normal size male? Can’t understand it.
