There was this girl in my computer class
She had a really solid case
Not built for speed
I want to run my software
on her dual cores
All I could think about was her turning her on
I wonder if her power button lights green or blue
Does she hum along, run silent or clatter
Is her motherboard green or red?
Questions, questions, but what I want to do
Is overclock her
Fill 'er up with my USB drive
Install some hardware
While yanking her cord
And after we’re finished
She will need some defragging
While I tend to my floppy disk
Then it’s time to scan for viruses
Not as vulgar as Underground Man’s version, but I prefer less vulgarity and more suggestiveness in my reading material, which is why CLD’s so-called erotic poetry made me heave big time…
…although I still did like UM’s version, but the vulgarity level of it somewhat grated against my prudishness.
I just came across this. Very amusing. Brought back memories for me.
Oh, and Magsi, I’ll try to be more suggestive in my future writing, just for you, as you’ve turned on some bulbs in my head. Only kidding. I will try to be in better taste, like Nabokov, a man who can illustrate pedophilia without being vulgar or obscene. (There is no sarcasm here: I look forward to hearing more criticism from you in the future, just as soon as I find my dedication again, and write some more.)
Excellent, particularly the last stanza.