Things not to say to a pregnant woman

[size=75](Especially not to your pregnant wife)[/size]

Get your own ice-cream, Buddha!

Can anyone else think of any more?

I don’t get it.

Well, its comparing the pregnant woman to the common American image of the fat Buddha, with the big belly.

Oh.

I dunno about that. I did some coke last night that made my nose hairs curl up.

Actually I have never done coke, so I cannot evaluate it. You could be right. At least creativity is cheaper than drugs.

“When are they due?”

“The cheapest joy of man is creativity. No power, or wealth, or drugs can match that, unless you buy wholesale.”- Xanderman

fly on the wall

Nice one.

de’trop

Duuude, don’t put words in my mouth. I would say least expensive instead of cheapest. It has all of those pejorative connotations. Also where in hell can you buy drugs, good drugs that is, wholesale?

‘You’re starting to look in proportion’

I once saw a conversational exchange on a TV gameshow that went like this.
Host (male): “So when’s your baby due?”
Large-ish female contestant: “I’m not pregnant.”

Both of them were rather embarrassed.