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well its that time of after dinner and my mind needs to take a shit… earlier i was reading from my copy of ‘generation of swine’ by hst and i can’t help but be reminded of some of you, cough dunamis. nah i’m joking, i haven’t read a post by you in ages. pinnacle, you ‘dope fiend degenerate wino’. anyway gang… i’ve really let myself go the past few weeks. i won’t be seeing a cunt of any kind for some time. not the sort i’d admit freely. i thought of the philosophy section of this webpage, where most people seem to think is an alternative to a book, a real book. well its not but still im wistful, tentative about dropping some ideas in there. i’ve let myself go. i ought not to risk same common shame of a pointless post. integrity and all. i imagine most of you aren’t from the 9 to 5 culture. when i see your post count is 6 a day, but maybe. if thats the case you’ve probably had some interesting summers. schools starting soon. lots of you go i know and lots of you belong there. i mean are qualified and so on. i’m looking forward to a hellfire semester of all kind of moral/value/social philosophy crap. the lowest of the low. i know how it ends before it starts, they’ll all miss the point. everything comes back to metaphysics, an outlook that is. they can’t say ‘thou shalt’ without giving themselves away, exposing the turtle’s back, whatever form it takes. but whatever, its important because its endemic here. they’ll philosophize on rules as if rules were founded on themselves, and stupidly only graze the shell. i plan on spitting my dip loudly and disruptively in those classes…

Have fun!

15 posts per day… does your mom keep you locked in the basement? does she have some whips and chains down there and can i come over and play with her?

Nope, I’m super smart with a lightning thought process and can multitask like a demon. I choose to work through lunch.

never mind about that, tell me about your mother. are teh rumours true?

Ah it’s good to see monooq is keepin the Canadian way goin strong.

Bloody Canards!

a canard eh? why don’t you go look that up

canards are better than bottled nards but both can get gnarly…

fresh nards are usually the best…

-Imp

never mind about that, tell me about your mother. are teh rumours true?

Yes, mom made me what I am today!

As I remember it’s French for ‘duck’ and as such is highly appropriate as an affectionate term for Canadians. You have supergiant Ducks but you call them Geese.

A “canard” is a misleading story, while a “canuck” (sp) is a nickname for a person from Canada.