Thread for Old Farts Only

Told you I belonged here :laughing:

What da? #-o

You youngsters need to chill [-X

If you can’t hack the grown-up’s thread, then get outta here… scat :evilfun:

It isn’t at all. Not even remotely, but then since when has the media focused on what’s important. Ohhhhh look shiny coin. People are easily distracted by shiny. Or should I say morons are.

Just an example of someone old behaving extremely disgracefully. Wasn’t meant to be a social commentary.

Do not judge, lest you be judged yourself [-X

Please tell me just what is it that you have lost respect for me for, as I am confused here :confused: Just what is it that you think I have earned disrespect for, for I am confused even more… :confusion-scratchheadyellow:

I wouldn’t take it personally I discovered recently that all Americans have some weird backward puritanical views on sex. I haven’t found out why yet but I suspect the first settlers had a lot to do with it, what with being religious nuts and all.

Apparently falshing your bits makes you a whore or something; yeah I know, just nod and smile and look sympathetic. I’m done trying to explain why the US is living in the 16th century. Tried it on the other thread with comically puritanical results. :smiley:

The I got banned for mentioning the word porn thread. :stuck_out_tongue:

In case your interested in watching self proclaimed liberal people turn into arrogant self righteous prudes. Frankly though I wouldn’t bother. :smiley:

Well, considering that I’ve never had a one-night-stand/casual sex, and all I did was jump into a jacuzzi in my under-garments… I WILL take it personally, ok :imp:

It’s ok for others to sleep the fuck around, but I can’t even have a bit of good/clean fun… whatever =;

Don’t make me ban your young asses from this here grown-up thread, ok :evilfun:

I like being called young. Long time since anyone called me that. :slight_smile:

:stuck_out_tongue:

Sure typical mod, wave the ban hammer around when things get heated. :wink: =;

Psst, come here for a sec…[size=85]your breath is kinda funky[/size]

Okay Mags, quick question for you – what good do you think spitting some cliche’d Jesus-ism at me is going to do? “Do not judge lest you be judged yourself”? Seriously? Everyone judges. It’s human nature. Are you going to try to tell me that you don’t? If so, you’re a liar.

As for one night stands vs. jumping into jacuzzi’s, what does that have to do with anything? I don’t fault you for jumping into a jacuzzi. I never said shit about you jumping into a jacuzzi. Good on ya for doing it, I don’t really give a shit. What I was clearly speaking about, if you took the time to notice, was you offering to show your bits to a bunch of guys online because you want to prove that you have the tits of a teenager. And anyway - no, you don’t. I don’t care how “smooth and flawless” your skin is, you’re in your 40’s. Your tits have sagged. Maybe not severely, they might still look quite nice, but there is no way, barring surgery, that you have the tits of an 18 year old, and if you did have surgery to keep them perky what the hell are you bragging about?

The way I see it, your very attitude before was enough to earn you respect. You seemed such a strong woman, above this kind of manipulation. You speak about how you “toy” with men and so on and so forth, but when it comes down to it you just fall right into it like every two-bit, wanna-be hooker I’ve ever met - play the stupid, simpering, silly, giggling girl who “innocently” flashes her tits around, and BAM, you’ve got attention.

Go on with the pics, Mags. Your “adoring” fans are waiting.

I just re-read that, and it sounds awfully harsh. I don’t apologize for my tone, but I would like you to understand, Mags, that I’m just so very disappointed. You may not care, and you really shouldn’t, but my disappointment remains.

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are you for serious, BlurredSavant

People take tits far too seriously.

I don’t take tits themselves seriously at all. They’re bags of fat. What’s serious about that?

Well, except Magsj’s of course, they’re like the Einsteins of tits or something, probably. :-k

No, I’m not. I’m just being a bitch.

lol. Yeah…

Let’s not go there.

I said I was going to show my battle-scars from my night of adventure not my tits Blurred - where did you/anybody get that notion from #-o

So, what’s with this Bieber tyke? My music project with my special needs class is to reproduce the Baby video. It’s all about attachment. A crucifiction-posed Justin adorns the wall over my computer. When I was thirteen, I had my first love…

Oh ya, did you know Bieber means Beaver in German?