I decided I wanted some toast
So I went into the breadbox and took out a slice of bread,
It was the last one.
I put it in the toaster and pressed down the knob,
And waited,
And waited.
After two hours and lots of smoke,
I knew something was wrong.
It usually took less time than this.
I went over to the toaster and pressed the release button,
And up popped the toast.
It was as black as Auld Nick himself,
And as small as a cracker.
I spread some butter onto it, and then some jam,
And ate it.
It was horrible, but as I said,
It was the last slice.
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