Dan1
(Dan~)
1
Todays word is…
[size=150]Pedagogy.[/size]
Truth for dummies.
Moms way of saying : “Shut up and listen.”
Got a blender, two cops of sugar, and a pile of horse shit?
Give it to the pedagog;
He’ll know what to do.
“Truth is kinda like Kodak film,
And Jello pudding.”
“We need to say ‘we’ more often,
As we go wewe.”
“I’ll cross-contaminate your austire purity with words of association,
Mild doses of poison,
A fake heart,
And two prosthetic legs!”
“My dog just died,
Wait, no,
She ascended, and is beyond all men.”
“If I shat,
Would you heed?
Dear fellows, I cometh to save you from…
My ignorance?”
=D>
he was holding a tootsie roll in his pocket as he entered the bank…
he pretended it was a gun as he demanded that the teller give him all the money…
he would have made a sweet escape if it wasn’t for the sugar police…
-Imp
Dan1
(Dan~)
3
You’re more psychic than you think…
You knew it before I said it.
But sugar-coating our words only gets us so far;
I’m not sweet-talking you, here.
Later, the police ate the twinky,
Along with some donuts.
That was their job, after all.
And the bankers ate their wallets.