Tony Blair's Affair

I predict that in the fullness of time it will be revealed that while he was prime minister, Tony Blair had an affair with Patricia Hewitt.

You heard it here first!

Cool. Who is Patricia Hewitt?

A cabinet minister.

oh great… so tony had an affair with a priest in the closet?

-Imp

:smiley:

The Gay Mafia strikes again…

I’ve just heard some audio footage that lends weight to my theory. I can’t get it uploaded, but the line is, from Blair himself (talking about David Cameron):

“…and it remains the difference between the two party leaders - I’m committed to putting my cock inside Patricia Hewitt, and he’s committed to taking it out again!”

I suspect that in a week or two’s time, the bookies will stop taking bets on this affair being true :smiley: