Trouble at Arsenal

[ChimneySweep]

(Copied from a news website)

A team of scientists have found “significant traces of foreign material” at Arsenal’s new Emirates Stadium in north London, particularly in the dressing room. They have assured the club and the surrounding area that there’s nothing to fear, and that if anything, the dosage they discovered could actually be beneficial to them. They added that similar levels of foreign material are present in various other clubs, and that the only possible threat is to the national team in the long term, but because they’ll never win anything anyway, it doesn’t matter.

[thezeus18]

What the hell is “foreign material”?

[ChimneySweep]

Polonium 210, actually.

[someoneisatthedoor]

Abramovich strikes again. He’s mates with Putin…

[Impenitent]

the real trouble at Arsenal is the name…

which is it? which what? the arse or the all?

-Imp