Sorry I am so pent up right now I have to share a story. One time we were on top of a castle in Normandy and she lifted her skirt and I had to enter her, by the Gods!!! If there are gods they hide between her asscheeks and her skirt is the gate of heaven. I fucked her in the open air and I have to say I don’t usually like that a lot and do it a lot because I love the steamy interiors and condensed windows are part of it all, also in a car this is lovely. I love it when it’s hard to breathe when you fuck. Some girls like to get slapped but recently one girl kicked me in the nuts with her heel when I slapped her. I tried to get turned on by it but no, can’t recommend it, my balls got fucking blue as a squid when I tried to pump on with the pain fuck fuck fuck it still hurts to think.
Please share your fuck anecdotes here. They don’t have to involve pain and getting kicked in the privates but they need to involved a fuck. I love to hear about peoples way of penetration and pleasurable exploitation of the difference between the sexes.
Um…No, I don’t think I will, thank you.
You seem quite frustrated, might I recommend masturbation if no willing participant is readily available for copulation?
Oh come on don’t be such a prude man wtf. Sure you have some good stories don’t be shy man. And masturbation is not my preferred form of release I must say, it does not really bring satisfaction, although I admit it’s possible that for some men it’s different and they are content to just jack off instead.
Well, I have to say, if you were planning on gaining any respect at all, you just lost all hope of it.
New plan, different goal.
Another frigid prude. I must be on the bible forum. Can’t remember this place being so sensitive. It’s been a couple of years though, so things change.
It’s so cool how true fuck is like a parody of so many items at once such as true blood and true detective, but also true love. Does anyone see how fucking smart I am?? I think knot right? Someone maybe.
True fuck? Is that anything like true love?
Do I have to take the bitch to a restaurant and pay for it?
No way man. Unless you want to fuck her in the restaurant.
So what would be an “untrue” fuck?
Impromptue fucks are sublime.
That night in the Senior Common Room in the Old Building of the University of … (censored)!!
Sweet short and simultaneous!
Rape?
So if the raped person wasn’t truly fucked then it isn’t a crime?
Impromptu fucks are the fruits you catch right off the tree and that is definitionally a true fuck.
An untrue fuck would be… a fuck where there’s no real will to fuck. A fuck just to please someone is at best a half true fuck. The saturday morning routine fucks are probably more untrue than true. But the truth of the fuck can creep up on you.
Dude that first one of the day before you get out of bed is probably the only true fuck. I hate when I’m tryin to read ILP or pack a bowl and someone keeps reaching for my wang. It’s like get off me bitch. You want some I’ll give it to you in the morning.
Morning breath? No shower?
Pass.
I tend to shower immediately before and immediately after, I suppose that I would say for a fuck to be true there must be no olfactory displeasure.
I’'m not talking about making out with her man. I’m saying I wanna wake up, stick it in and out a bit and then go on about my day.
So Pav just established the only reason why he wouldnt reach for Smears’ wang and make out with him as Smears gets high and posts on ILP is… Smear’s bad breath???
Really? I mean, its a legitimate reason why not to do it, but wouldnt be the first reason I would assert. But to each his own, even if that own is just a cock belonging to a minty fresh man.
Why wouldn’t you do it contra? That might be a good thread for me to start. “Why wouldn’t you bang me?”
I see what you did there…lol
No, I was referring to sex with anyone, and by ‘anyone,’ I mean, women.