M2AAF (Message to All Angry Femininsts.) - Trump must stay alive.
For those of you thinking about assassinating Trump, please do not. If Trump dies, we are in a world of trouble.
If Mike Pence (Trump’s VP) Becomes president, it will be worse than Hillary, Trump combined. It would basically be like electing Turd Furgeson for president, only worse. Basically, everything that you want to happen in America, he will do the exact opposite. Everything you hate about society, and America, he will support. There is literally not one good thing about him, he will even cause World War 3. It would be like electing some biased bigot Muslim from the Middle East, only white instead of middle-eastern, and Christian.
If Trump dies before being sworn in, Clinton takes over, not Pence.
He is seventy so could easily have a natural death at any time
I think he is the oldest man to ever become president as well
He is very athletic and is in great shape, so health isn’t a big issue.
Furthermore, he is of a small frame and generic features, so snipers will have a hard time finding him in a crowd.
Lastly, any sniper going for a head shot will have to see his fucking hair magnified in a sharpshooters scope, that’s motherfucking distracting, they might not be able to stay stready while squirming in disgust at his hairdo.
Basically, for these reasons, I’m confident Trump will remain president for 6, 7 terms as President, and that a Bald Eagle will nest in his hair.
I need to caution all Americans on this forum that advocating for a presidential assassination, while not illegal (you can always advocate a should scenario), it is wise not to, because the Supreme Court has given the secret service the right to detail and order anyone’s movements restricted when the president is up and about.
While not stated, no Judge will ever deny this applies to a President-Elect as well, so umm… we know everyone is emotional and in a panic, just restrain yourself a bit. Trixie, Trump isn’t gonna outlaw Faggotry, rest assured, Sodomy has a long, tight, dark road ahead of it, going far out into the future, even if every false law the supreme court asserted is rejected. Your still gonna be a faggot, and your not going to be forced to wear a suit or marry a woman.
I am saying Trump should stay alive at all costs, the exact opposite of an assassination. Therefore, the Secret Service should pay me money, they should thank me, in fact they should hire me as Overlord of presidential security, with my methods i would make sure trump would be safe from harm, I didnt vote for trump but that’s how afraid and fearful i am of a Pence Presidency.
Hopefully not the one he irritated earlier this year