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Hey Fucker, we elected you, you better not be backing out already on your Campaign Promises.
Make Trump’s Hair Great Again!
I hope inauguration day is windy as fuck.
Maybe he’ll get cancer and go bald.
He could borrow some hair spray from Hillary. I know she uses it.
I thought that it was common knowledge that the hair is there to hide the lobotomy scar.
Note to the Secret Service: I’m only kidding.