Get your minds out of the gutter. This is serious.
If I had sex with a lesbian, would that mean I’m gay?
Think about it - I would be having sex with a homosexual, wouldn’t I?
That’s a tough one.
Last night I waited on a lesbian couple. One had a “boys regular” haircut, complete with faux sideburns and some deliberate scruffiness. She was rather tall, and wore clothng that gave a boyish and vaguely athletic impression, as of a young man who played three sports in high school, two in college, and now skis and plays golf, and the occasional drunken pickup basketball game with at least one guy who’s been wearing a knee brace since the eighth grade.
And she was beautiful, in an unostentatious way. But even quietly, atypically, if I may be permitted, she was very beautiful. I was uncommonly attracted to her - yet she was the “butch” (as a style choice, anyway) of the two. That was clear. She was not overtly masculine at all in her demeanor. But she was still the butch, and I thought she was hot.
Does that mean I’m gay?
I know a girl whose eyes say more than any one person could hear, every second they are open. They are like suns - you can’t even look directly at them for very long, at once. They blind me.
As I’ve said before, killing animals is far worse then unexpected sexual preferances. If you ate a hamburger, you’re “worse” then the vegetarian homosexual whatever… But! The [less then ecologically sound & altruistically ethical] process of killing and eating flesh from other species – is more common-place then homosexual interactions, and this is why it is seen as “okay”.
If you were ready to be slightly disturbed, you may be able to fully realize that your morality is a format of fame & acceptance, having little to do with reason, and mostly to do with outer-appearance and popularity, because conscentual “moralities” are forms of indoctrinated democracy.
The little icon meant I was jesting. I did put one there , Yes I did. And I like being known as slightly disturbed. It makes a great shield and keeps telemarketers at bay.
I have a format of fame and acceptance? that is hard to accept. for I am anonymous. Oh wait do you mean I toe the common social order line? Nah, I just wanted to beat the censors to the punch. They bug me, so I remove their job and do it for them, they can’t get paid that way, so they will be forced to leave, then I can get the job and put censorship to bed. see I am a, Hmmm, I don’t know what I am, I really hate to judge things that includes myself.
Obw - that may be true in Europe, but in America you’ve got to take a stand.
Kris - I specifically asked that you keep your mind out of the gutter. I can assure you that I wasn’t thinking about any of those fun things that you didn’t post.
Dan~ I can assure you that I wasn’t role-playing within a delusional preconception.
Well, that’s a complete lie, but to admit this is to admit to Kris that I really did think about those fun things, and to admit to Obw that I am unamerican. Your hobby of backing people into a corner with the truth is not amusing, Dan~.
Add this to Glider’s pronouncemt, and I am a seditious gay psychotic.
