Marquis MrPirateMan circled the ship of EVIL! Baron Raymondo. The men on board the Baron’s very large War Galleon scrambled in terror as dozens of their friends are torn to pieces and thrown overboard by 21 cannons worth of grape shot. Their sails had been torn to shreds, their cannons destroyed, and the white flags raised.
MrPirateMan didnt care that white flags mean surrender, he needed to complete the Divine Plan to capture all 16 pieces of maps to find his family members, killing all people on board would make this slightly easier.
When he accomplished this most sacred of rituals, The Lord Almighty, Sid Meier would bestow the Divine Wisdom upon his Son, MrPirateMan. Most of the pirates didn’t like God, but they certainly did believe in his capabilities.
There was something about that MrPirateMan, he had something special that nobody else had, and he did of course claim to be the Son of God. the pirates wished they could… ‘think outside of the box’ like that guy, but they could barely understand the meaning of that term. coincidentally, most of them felt that life was purely ‘predetermined’
When i say “War Galleon” and “circle” I’m merely describing metaphors for complex, interlinking one dimensional entities, interacting at the speed of light on a matrix of…lets call them “leptons” and “quarks” that can either be one or the other, and they will accordingly affect the rest of the universe according to unimaginably complex math.
most of the universe was completely based on this math, but occasionally, a very special soul will show the true characteristics of a Messiah, or Demon. he will be chosen by the Divine Casting Director and the Lord’s Mighty Hand of Divine Wisdom does indeed bestow his incoherent knowledge and absolute decrees upon these chosen ones.
One such saint once asked the Lord, “Input User Name”. and the Lord declared, “MrPirateMan sounds funny. you know, like considering ill be real bad ass, my wussy name will look funny in comparison”…
“thy will be done” said the computer… or is it a universe?!?!
you are now leaving the twilight zone