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You know the Onion is a fake/comedy magazine right?
Yes it’s quite un-believable.
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For me this is the one story they’ve run which isn’t really a joke.
IE it’s quite believable for myself.
Yes. It’s quite a strange world we’ve created.
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What I want to know is where are all the assassins?
What happened to the days when presidents got shot?
The tragedy is not Bush…but the lack of assassins.
Assassins, listen to me! Get to work or I’ll assassinate you.
[I hope you’re listening, Russia]
A fake comedy magazine??? I was duped.
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it seems like he doesn’t need to make any laws to do what he is already doing.
He has spied on tens of millions of american phone calls. not just thousands, not just millions . . .but . . . tens of millions. That is fucken weird eh? This is common knowledge now, you can even read it in a common american newspaper like usatoday. usatoday.com/news/washington … -nsa_x.htm
and when the american public found out, it seems that like only a few folks are like, “what the?” Most people are like, “well, it is to fight terrorism 
etc” 
so, it seems like he is just striving to make official and legal, what he is already doing.
yes, indeed an interesting world we have let happen.
I am not laughing aspacia. I am crying.
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Love.
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I’ve always loved the Onion. 
I think I am only missing one copy… Whenever I’m feeling like I’m from Mars, (often) I get out a copy. Snaps me back into reality in seconds.
What was Ender’s brothers name? Was it Peter? That’s the guy who pulls Bushs’ strings.