Yeah…I am unemployed once again in a nation with a superb 25% national unemployment rate.
Going on two weeks now. Was canned from my last job because of health problems and as everyone knows a sick menial slave is a ineffective corporate tool that must be disposed of.
I am of course looking for a new job in between staying home everyday watching day time television between the likes of Oprah, Ellen, Steve Wilkos, Jerry Springer,Dr. Phil, and Maury getting to the grand question of who’s baby it is when it concerns the seven men that some random whore slept with.
Haven’t shaved or done laundry in weeks. I am currently a wonderful mess but I am broke where I cannot afford any alcohol to subdue mental anguish.
I also have a tooth that is bothering me which is rotting from the inside out. When I can afford beer I drink it to numb the damn pain since I cannot afford a dentist.
Thinking about taking a knife and scooping it out…
So hard making any sort of income in this economical environment.
I’ve almost given up looking considering nobody gives a fuck about Amerikan workers or the unemployed such as myself.
What does this mean for ILP? Everybody will be seeing more of me because I have nothing better to fucking do with my time.
To be honest I am calm through all of this despite circumstances.
Rumors are that a black swan is going to disrupt the global markets here pretty soon and that wwIII is right around the corner. Rumor has it that Iran is going to get it within the next couple of months. Hell, I have never been better amongst all this shit.
Told my fiance that if things don’t get better were going to get a cabin isolated up north until the fucking world blows over into full blown collapse. Fucking bring it!
Tomorrow I am going to a different temp agency in which I shall lie my ass off in the hopes of convincing them to hire me because my resume is a trainwreck.
Since the only jobs added to the United States national workforce in the last eight months is temp jobs that pay only eight bucks a hour most of the time I figure it is my best bet to get employed quickly. It is very hard landing any working class job in the largely bankrupted United States centered around a deeply broken market.
Rich people everywhere especially in this country can kiss my ass.
I fucking hate you people and wish you the worse every day.
I dream of the day that your mansions are inhabited by former homeless people or Molotov cocktailed.
Resumé? Are you kidding just lie, employment agencies haven’t got the resources to check your life out. Just say you can do whatever they think you can do, after all they need you to do that, it’s in their best interest to employ as many people as they can. Most of the jobs employment agencies want you for any idiot can do after a weeks practice, at most.
Trust me the reason rich people who came from nothing are rich is because they kissed a hell of a lot more ass than you did. They have brown lipstick. But the point is I suppose they made it by kissing ass, because they can take the humiliation. I must admit like you I can’t bring myself low enough to kiss some idiots ass.
1.) I would consider hiring you if you wanted to move. You’d be a Hotel Night Auditor. You would work 2a.m.-10p.m. five days a week. The pay would not be great, but the subsidized housing availability around here’s not too bad if you can prove who you are and have no felonies. You could also live at the hotel for $25/night, but that would basically be the first three hours you work every day going towards that.
2.) You could use me as a reference and apply at some hotels. You could also fill in an unemployment gap with that.
Though they will still have a better starting point if there is a collapse. They will likely have more tools, a vehicle to make a break for wilderness, useful items to barter, weapons and so on. This is so close to simply waiting for God to rescue you.
I’m unemployable and I’d say he certainly fits the criteria, basically hates working in mundane tedious jobs, would like to punch his boss in the face on a regular basis.
