Up or Down

[turtle]

Which do you prefer UP or DOWN? This is a friday night special. You can apply this to almost anything. I am thinking of a particular activity but this is in my mind right now.

[fuse]

Okay, turtle, up!

[Tab]

I have my ups, and I have my downs.

Usually ups though.

[turtle]

This really has evolutionary significance. Do females prefer the up or down position?

[maryshelley]

@turtle

Which do you prefer UP or DOWN? This is a friday night special. You can apply this to almost anything. I am thinking of a particular activity but this is in my mind right now.

Is it raining? If so, up.

[maryshelley]

The mind sets up opposite poles: strong/weak, up/down, male/female - and these guiding fictions determine how we experience. Antitheses divide the world sharply, giving opportunity for exerting power in forceful actions, saving us from feeling weak and incapacitated.

[turtle]

@maryshelley

The mind sets up opposite poles: strong/weak, up/down, male/female - and these guiding fictions determine how we experience. Antitheses divide the world sharply, giving opportunity for exerting power in forceful actions, saving us from feeling weak and incapacitated.

During the final phase of sexual intercourse do females prefer to be in the down position. I need to know. Help me.

[turtle]

@turtle

@maryshelley

The mind sets up opposite poles: strong/weak, up/down, male/female - and these guiding fictions determine how we experience. Antitheses divide the world sharply, giving opportunity for exerting power in forceful actions, saving us from feeling weak and incapacitated.

During the final phase of sexual intercourse do females prefer to be in the down position. I need to know. Help me.

PLEASE HELP

[jonquil]

@turtle

[During the final phase of sexual intercourse do females prefer to be in the down position. I need to know. Help me.
PLEASE HELP

turtle, just ask her.

[fuse]

@jonquil

@turtle

[During the final phase of sexual intercourse do females prefer to be in the down position. I need to know. Help me.
PLEASE HELP

turtle, just ask her.

sound advice.

[turtle]

Thank you Thank you. My study has to have more than N=1. This is needed to determine if the down position for females is instinctually preferred because of gravitational effects and other energies, increasing the the likelihood of baby. This is a Saturday study carried out by a special Think Tank.

[jonquil]

@turtle

Thank you Thank you. My study has to have more than N=1. This is needed to determine if the down position for females is instinctually preferred because of gravitational effects and other energies, increasing the the likelihood of baby. This is a Saturday study carried out by a special Think Tank.

Sexual position is actually irrelevant to fertility. This is basic sex education 101.

[turtle]

@jonquil

@turtle

Thank you Thank you. My study has to have more than N=1. This is needed to determine if the down position for females is instinctually preferred because of gravitational effects and other energies, increasing the the likelihood of baby. This is a Saturday study carried out by a special Think Tank.

Sexual position is actually irrelevant to fertility. This is basic sex education 101.

Position is important because of the mechanics of getting sperm to egg. If penis is outside then sperm have trouble.

[jonquil]

turtle –
Well, the sperm does have to get inside the vagina. But position has nothing to do with this. You really need a good sex education class.

As I said before, the best way to make sex with a partner work for you is to talk about it with her. Then experiment around and find out what’s pleasurable for you both. Just do what you both decide works.

[turtle]

@jonquil

turtle –
Well, the sperm does have to get inside the vagina. But position has nothing to do with this. You really need a good sex education class.

As I said before, the best way to make sex with a partner work for you is to talk about it with her. Then experiment around and find out what’s pleasurable for you both. Just do what you both decide works.

But jonquil—you have brought me out of hiding. In my advance graduate studies we learned that actually the female prefers the down position at the end instinctually. There is a greater chance of the sperm getting to the exact place for optimum
transit to the fallopian tubes. The Italian males have a saying----don’t fuck up.

[Tab]

Yah, look, with sex, both quality and quantity matter. Just do it a lot of times. Up, down sideways and standing on your head.

And try to make sure she likes it, that way orgasmic spasms will dip the neck of the cervix repeatedly into the sperm pool at the base of her vagina.

I can’t believe I just wrote that. Turtle, arrghghg. I mean, look around, see any people…? You do…? What does that mean…? That’s right, getting pregnant is not difficult. People, not remotely Italian, and with a complete ignorance of both proverbs and advance graduate studies get knocked up every single minute, of every single day.

[turtle]

@Tab

Yah, look, with sex, both quality and quantity matter. Just do it a lot of times. Up, down sideways and standing on your head.

And try to make sure she likes it, that way orgasmic spasms will dip the neck of the cervix repeatedly into the sperm pool at the base of her vagina.

I can’t believe I just wrote that. Turtle, arrghghg. I mean, look around, see any people…? You do…? What does that mean…? That’s right, getting pregnant is not difficult. People, not remotely Italian, and with a complete ignorance of both proverbs and advance graduate studies get knocked up every single minute, of every single day.

Yeah but this is a natural science thing.

[Arcturus_Descending]

@turtle

@maryshelley

The mind sets up opposite poles: strong/weak, up/down, male/female - and these guiding fictions determine how we experience. Antitheses divide the world sharply, giving opportunity for exerting power in forceful actions, saving us from feeling weak and incapacitated.

During the final phase of sexual intercourse do females prefer to be in the down position. I need to know. Help me.

Aren’t you a female, turtle?

[Arcturus_Descending]

@Tab

Yah, look, with sex, both quality and quantity matter. Just do it a lot of times. Up, down sideways and standing on your head.

And try to make sure she likes it, that way orgasmic spasms will dip the neck of the cervix repeatedly into the sperm pool at the base of her vagina.

I can’t believe I just wrote that. Turtle, arrghghg. I mean, look around, see any people…? You do…? What does that mean…? That’s right, getting pregnant is not difficult. People, not remotely Italian, and with a complete ignorance of both proverbs and advance graduate studies get knocked up every single minute, of every single day.

Be careful Tab…don’t forget…Mother Teresa is looking on.

[Arcturus_Descending]

@turtle

@jonquil

turtle –
Well, the sperm does have to get inside the vagina. But position has nothing to do with this. You really need a good sex education class.

As I said before, the best way to make sex with a partner work for you is to talk about it with her. Then experiment around and find out what’s pleasurable for you both. Just do what you both decide works.

But jonquil—you have brought me out of hiding. In my advance graduate studies we learned that actually the female prefers the down position at the end instinctually. There is a greater chance of the sperm getting to the exact place for optimum
transit to the fallopian tubes. The Italian males have a saying----don’t fuck up.

That’s only if pregnancy is wanted. Otherwise, the up or down position has to do with something entirely different. And at times one is preferred and at other times, the other is preferred. But both are preferred intermittently.