I’m just wondering, how many parasite and disease infections can be attributed to dirty toilet water splashing DIRECTLY UP THE ASS of the toilet’s user?
And if this is a significant problem, what remedies might one consider?
Having recently experienced this shocking and unsanitary phenomenon I can’t help but wonder.
maybe if you asked nicely, the ty-d-bol man would climb up in afterward and flush it with that blue stuff…
I don’t know, you may want to ask your neighborhood proctologist or something.
-Imp
I once got splashed by that blue stuff. The dude in the bowl is not your friend.
ah yes mankind’s old enemy-splash back. i’m watching you you little basturd 
there is no escape! for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction! so it dosnt matter how high your ass is above the toilet! in theory the only way is to shit outta a shield with a hole in it!
even that may not be enough…
I always advise (when dumping) that you send a leaf or two of toilet roll down first to act as a sort of shock absorber, thus eliminating the problems of splashback…
In public conveniences I crap into my cupped hands at a safe distance from the toilet, and then lob the contents with unerring accuracy into the bowl. Then laughing manically, I smear excrement over the walls as a public service to discourage others from risking inadvertant water-born infection and throw myself out of the nearest window.
Luckily I seldom leave home without taking a pre-emptive dump first. Words to the wise.
I don’t understand why so few think like this while so many are positively scared of crapping in a public convenience. Let’s be honest, we all prefer the comfortable surroundings of home…