Victoria's secret?

What is victoria’s secret?

Does anyone know or have any good immagination for what it could be.

I am clueless.

Vicki’s secret is that people with secrets often take off their clothes…

Given it’s a lingerie store, my guess is that Victoria’s ‘secret’ is that she’s wearing sexy lingerie. Just a hunch.

That under those stuffy day clothes, every woman you see at work is wearing sexy lingerie. (Except her…)

Victoria’s Secret is that she’s a sexy mute-nymphomaniac that loves to cook and clean while you enjoy sports, steak and beer… [size=75]so long as you buy her underwear of and jewelery of ridiculous pricing.[/size]

victoria’s secret is that even if you spend hundreds of dollars to doll her up in these fancy undergarments, you ain’t gettin none.

-Imp

Victoria’s secret is; she is a he or was a he. And shehe wants to torture women by making uncomfortable sexy lingerie. A string. Have you ever tried it on? Gahhhhhh. Sex is just not worth the itching, binding, string through your crotch up your arse and the stuff is all designed to make the female cold so her nipples point out a bit. Flannel is best for sexy lingerie it is soft and warm it makes you happy, not bitchy. I am more inclined to want sex if I am warm and happy rather than cold and bitchy. :smiley:

I really don’t know why you are having sex with your knickers on Kriswest, didn’t anyone every tell you you’re supposed to take them off?

Besides, this doesn’t look all that uncomfortable to me…

A

Sex with a cold bitch can be interesting…

-Thirst

thirst,

are you suggesting necrophylia? Yuk.

Kris,

What possible difference could it make? It all ends up on the floor anyway… :sunglasses:

Victoria’s secret? It’s all eye candy…

Literally, most likely, Victoria’s “secret” is that undergarments effected a body-flattering presentation from underneath a woman’s outer clothing, outer clothing that “hid” those “secret” undergarments, and “here in our store, we are presenting explicitly what was underneath, what was inappropriate to reveal in Victorian times”.

But, who cares?

I agree with LA. :smiley:

Now were corsets still all the rage, I would disagree with her. :angry:

Then what are the crotchless knickers for? Besides you need to wear them before you take them off. If you are taking them off I would gather that you are actually getting to the point of why you wore them in the first place and that would involve mutual body heat so it helps a bit. Its the getting to that point that I dislike and is a turn off.

LA, That particular set I have not seen, it does not look uncomfortable. Yet when you don’t have cushioning or any sort of extra layering, most are uncomfortable. They like to wire and squeeze body parts to make you look like you have something you don’t have. I have yet to find any lingerie there, that does not bind, itch or the worst, make me cold.

Even the silk while it is soft and non binding, I freeze. Below, 70 degrees I get cold fast, I lose body heat very rapidly and yes suffer hypothermia, I have had that happen in 65 degree weather. I am very comfortable when it is 100 degrees or higher, So see, lingerie I would love to wear but, it just does not suit me, my skin or need for warmth, it is pure torture.

I would love good flannel lingerie that is sexy, warm and softly comfortable. They don’t make it or I just have not found it. So for any budding designers you go for it please.

And Tent. Down boy down. It may end up on the floor but, its the getting there that has to come first and should be a fun part for both parties. Summer is great and fun but, winter is fast aproaching and the cold bitch is comin on. :laughing: :laughing:

Kriswest,

have you ever thought about turning up the heat in the house? Once you get going you won’t be that cold anyway.

So is that your answer Kriswest, that victoria’s secret makes ladies into cold bitches. =D> :laughing:

I don’t wear female clothes, but I tried on my girlfriends panties once as a joke (ok, I actually love it) anyway, probably too much information already . . . but the point is, they didn’t seem that uncomfortable . . . but they were not comfortable enough to switch from my boxer briefs. Plus few of my friends here in idaho would probably understand if I switched to victoria’s secret . . .

So, my lover dies and I give her a kiss and that is ‘heartwarming’.
But if I kiss her other lips suddenly I am a perv?

-Thirst
[size=59][that’s a bit disturbing even to me][/size]

It sounds like this was made for you Kriswest.

If that doesn’t work you can always use hot water bottles to keep up the temperature. And if all else fails there’s always central heating.

A

thirst,

Yes.

LA,

LMAO, Only in my nightmares, that is not exactly sexy, I am afraid the button up bottom has never been vogue except for cow and sheep ranchers. :laughing: The color is attractive, the shape and style I think I will pass on. And forget a flannel night gown they all look like a grandma closet special. Central heating works fine except the cost is prohibitive in a leaky house. Now paste on stylish hot water bottles hmmmm, you may have something there. It could be done in a way that would be interesting.

Kris,

Have you considered chinchilla? properly designed, you would be the most sexy thing since Fonda’s Million years B.C. If a little expensive, nutria is also an option. With a few beads, a tattoo here and there…

Let’s see. Grey chinchilla would set off green eyes and red hair… mmm, nice visual. :sunglasses:

Whatever Victoria’s secret is …

It’s nothing that a brick to the head couldn’t fix.

Mastriani,

Do you believe in the way, or the tao, or whatever you call it?

-Thirst