Warning Signs That you May have Chosen the Wrong School

What!?! Shop isn’t really a major?

Okay, that’s encouraging. BTW, this was originally written for a different audience, not the “I’m too cool to be shocked” crowd.

l-o-l at the failure of comedy on a philosophy website.

Tough crowd…

  1. Jokes are scrutinized based on literary merit.

  2. Acquaintances tend to mistake kindness for weakness.

  3. Levity in social interaction is like that of a philosophy forum.

These aren’t funny. At all.

Well, maybe not to someone of your noble sensibilities and lovable demeanor. But that’s a bit of an unfair standard, no?

Someone make with the dick jokes for Monooq, already. He’s getting bored.