Xi Jinping- “Donald, this is Xi here leaving you a voicemail.”
“Where’s my Iranian oil cargo vessels motherfucker?”
“Think this will end well for our political negotiations next month you little round eye bitch?”
“You’re starting to test my patience Donald where you’re acting very ornery. I can always arm a bunch of missiles for the Iranians in a Chinese gift package, you got that motherfucker?”
Xi Jinping- “Then I was like, Donald where is my Iranian oil cargo vessels at round eye bitch?”
“No offense Vladimir.”
Vladimir Putin- “None taken good sir.”
Kim Jong Un- “I once told him that now we have our own nuclear missiles I’d like to strap him onto one.”
hysterical laughter ensues
Benjamin Netanyahoo- “Did you manage to get Spain and Italy on our side for the Iranian military offensive?”
Donald Trump- “I tried to but between that massive cunt in Italy and that greasy bastard in Spain neither one of them is very cooperative.”
Benjamin Netanyahoo- “Get Ursula to put pressure on them. Remind them of Israel’s right to the Samson Option should Europe be ruled by nazis once again.”
Donald Trump- “I will try my best.”
Donald Trump- “Anthony?”
Anthony Fauci- “Why is everybody and the government coming down on me all of a sudden?”
Donald Trump- “They expect one of us in the wreckage brother and that someone isn’t going to be me.”
Anthony Fauci- “Operation Warpspeed was your fucking idea!”
Donald Trump- “Thankfully my political supporters are a bunch of dumb bitches and bastards where they won’t much notice the difference.”
Anthony Fauci - “I wasn’t even fully responsible for Wuhan, it was Obama, you, and-…”
Donald Trump- “And if you ever mention that publicly or to government investigators you will find out very quickly what it is like to have your entire world destroyed before your very eyes. Do we have an understanding between each other?”
Anthony Fauci- “Yes.”
Donald Trump - “You’re taking one for the team and the organization.”
One more trading day left of the week.
“The war in both Iran and Ukraine is causing there to now be a gasoline diesel shortage.”
Let’s check our score card for where everything is headed currently.
Global fertilizer shortage.
Global diesel shortage.
Global massive oil shortages and eventual rationing.
Global economic market calamity forming.
World War III edging closer.
Rumors of national military draft.
I am making a list and I am checking it twice daily.
Who is ready to scratch BINGO on their score cards?
“You will eat the fucking ramen and like it!”
"Raising wages in a high inflationary economic atmosphere is socialism you dirty fucking commies!
It’s ironic that the acting president who most idolizes Ronald Reagan will also be the same president that oversees the demise of Reaganomics and American financial capitalism itself.
Definitely playing the musical flute of irony over here.
How are those Iranian negotiations going?
What is the market trend for this week?
When this nation of ours eventually collapses and money becomes worthless these men will have the necessary environmental conditions to test out their thesis. I look forward to observing it myself as a firsthand witness.
Let’s see how really successful you’ll be living off of nothing when you lose everything and have no resources at your disposal.
Will your optimism and bravado hold out in endurance? We shall see.
