Alright Yahoo says its 37 degrees here but it feels like 29 degrees. What the heck does that mean I know that you have to figure wind chill and probably moisture. But really don’t they think that 37 degrees is bad enough they have to make it worse by pointing out it really feels like 29 degrees. To me if it feels like 29 degrees it is. I know some of you are possibly snowed in and think this might be warmish temperatures but, I am a wussy when it comes to cold. If it drops below 70 I freeze. And forget celcius I don’t even want to look at its freezing temperatures, I would hybernate and never come out. Right now I am procrastinating on work because I don’t want to put my feet on the cold floor. I want 100 degrees to come back God, I miss the sun, its been missing for 2 days now.
The very worst thing about cold weather?
Cold toilet seats.
Am I wrong?
Oh boy you hit the icy nail on the head(yes pun) I say some loud nasty things everyday about it, sends my guys into laughing gales. That is where you males are quite lucky you maybe only have to sit once or twice aday. Send people into space, over a thousand friggin channels on T.V. and still cold toilet seats. As the first woman world ruler I will pay 20 trillion dollars for warm winter seats to be given to all women that must suffer the frozen rear.
That’s ok. Yesterday when I looked at the temperature for where I live, it was 0 degrees F. But listed the “Feels like” temp as -23 degrees F.
Yay. Not.
Right now, it’s -2, feels like -21.
I hate Maine.
Umm, I don’t know if it’s just because I’m an American, but the idea of a bidet creeps me out.
The heated toilet seat portion would be excellent, however.
Creeps you out? A bidet is the utmost in cleanliness! Just think, at the touch of a button, a warm gentle spritz of cleansing water followed by a warm breeze (scented optional) to dry your most delicate body areas. With a bit of imagination, the physical sensations are an added charm, and best of all, never again will you have to holler out the bathroom door, SOMEONE bring me some paper towels! 
Hey Jerry,
Got a spot in marketing for me?
JT
that’s brilliant! step right up and hose your ass off…
and the bonus “followed by a warm breeze (scented optional)”
is that explicit permission to break wind or what?
-Imp
Imp,
Delicacy, please! There is an evacuation fan available as well. (another wonderful option) to prevent objectional odors from escaping the interior of the bowl and offending one’s self. I forgot to mention that a scented mildly antiseptic fluid can be injected into the cleansing water bath (another option) to insure that all nasty germs are eliminated. The is no reason to leave the facilitiy in any other than an aseptic pleasantly scented way. Science conquers even the most basic bodily functions…
JT
that’s better than scented toilet paper…
“come smell my lemony fresh ass!”
-Imp
That lends new meaning to the phrase, “not a dry seat in the house.” 
All of the responses I have to this take me to a place no one wants to go.
I stand by my previous statement.
However, if I ever come across one, maybe I’ll try it out. I am not looking forward to the unnecessary wetness, though.
JT, this thing looks great! Ah, modern technology.
Yes, you’re hired.
Here, let me show you to your workspace. You’ll have to start at the bottom but if you keep your nose to the grindstone I feel you can move up in no time, eventually even securing a key to the executive washroom. Man you should see the toilets in there!
I am with Indigo, here I read the ad this part is a tad over the top or under the bottom as it were.
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Um the thought of pulsating wands waving around under my bottom that I have no control over is a bit wierd for tastes. Although the pulsating part is interesting.
Jerry,
Please tell me that was a pun…
Kriswest,
Ain’t technology wonderful? You may have discovered new meaning in life, right here in ILP!
JT
Hmmmmm. I did not think of that. Pulsating…
Now its raining, miserable, first cold, now rain, I want the sun! I can’t work outside, My family is home Gaaaaah, I am stuck. I need to get the planting done.
You all do realize the real reason I hate the bad weather is because it forces me to really clean my house spotless to keep busy. I hate cleaning. If the weather is good I give the house its 3 hour cleaning and run outside to avoid doing more. I really hate cleaning.