The only vegetables that I will eat are corn, potatoes and english peas.
I also despise most condiments. I like my food plain and dry and I drink about a gallon of water a day.
That’s hilarious! I’ll listen to it twelve more times this weeK!
It reminds me of Jared Leto’s Lord of War, flip-out, “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!”
I’ve never actually lost it and started swearng incoherently in RL, but I’d really like to one day.
One of the only times I ever got detention (one week) was when, for no reason whatsoever, I jumped up and pointed at the kid next to me (Extremely shy kid) and said, “NO, YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!” He thought it was hilarious and we’re still friends to this day. I was a sophmore in H.S. lol
I will destroy all vegetables, but hate almost evey fruit.
I’m also the same about water. I quit drinking coffee, so I drink one RC Cola when I first wake up, and then water the rest of the day. Except for one day a week when I drink alcohol in the late evening.
I do not use condiments, except for vinegar or dressing on salad.
When I lived in Michigan there was a guy who used to come into the RD all the time who had Tourette Syndrome. Usually he was alright, just some like, random snorting/wheezing sounds and jerking around, but one day a group of four guys came in behind him. He was trying to look at campsites, and these four guys were just behind him looking at all the shit on the walls and talking. It was getting kind of loud in there, and this dude started to get agitated, and the next thing I knew he was bustin’ out the curse words and trying so hard to keep it down. He left pretty quickly. I felt bad for him, but…it was funny…
That definitely is hilarious.
…that after everything…with all the opportunities that are supposedly available to me…it doesn’t even matter 'cause the most attractive prospect I can think of is to join the military.
Is it possible that you’ve not considered entirely what joining the military might entail? You could die. Worse, you could be forced to kill. At the very least they will lie to you about something.
I don’t know what it means to consider entirely, but I’ve thought about all three of those. I feel oddly okay.
Tourette’s Syndrome, in general, is funny.
I’m sorry, but it is.
When I’m scrolling through a list of new posts and notice a thread that sounds interesting but has more than 2 pages, I skip it.
Yeah, ditto. 
You’re all weird.
John Lennon goes under L, and I’m never sure with Howlin’ Wolf. Although Muddy Waters gets W.
Haha, this is good stuff. Kudos to those who “confessed”
I prefer to pee sitting down as long as I’m comfortable with the toilet, because its more relaxing and it doesn’t splash up at me. Sometimes I’m concerned about my winkie getting in the toilet water (yes I’m above average), but so far so good.
I wear my pajamas under my jeans in the winter because when I wake up I leave in 5 minutes after the alarm sounds, I like to squeeze in as much sleep as possible, its comfortable and it keeps me warmer when its cold. I also take my jeans off as soon as I get home and put on my pajamas. I will wear my pajamas all the time at home, unless we have visitors.
I like cross my legs girl style because its more comfortable. I have a weird condition with my legs and or knees possibly. I know I am getting vericose veins and wonder if that is something to do with it. I’ll hide it as much as possible so that nobody points it out. Its rather uncomfortable to do that for a certain period of time and not have them crossed. No it doesn’t crush your balls, that is a stigma and an easy way to poke fun at someone. I also prefer to sit with my knees up in the air and chair on the seat instead of my feet on the ground
Good thread!
How much of this stuff comes from our childhood? My parent’s favorite call was ‘shut that door!’ (we lived in a old and cold house with no hot water or central heating) and I now have a really uncomfortable feeling when a door in a room is needlessly open, even though I now live on a subtropical island.
I have the same problem
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no, not peeing sitting down, that’s ridiculous.
i accidentally dip my junk in the water sometimes.
that’s when i learned to hover 
Mine gets dipped in there when I’m standing up…from five feet away.
Playa, what?
I prefer to sit, too, if it’s at home.
You don’t stand two feet back, hands on hips, and give a hearty laugh as you do? Damn, now I feel like I’m the weird one.
Actually, having the curtains open and the lights on bugs me. Really bugs me.
Yeah, that water is cold… and deep too. 
On a related note, you have no idea how hard it is to find new shoes that come in threes.
I KNOW RIGHT!
I have to sew a middle pant leg into all my pants. What a fucking hassle.
The only time my junk ever hit the water in the throne was because I had one too many jello shots and fell through the seat. Took me most of the night to recover my arse from it too.