I like to know if I may add, is it right or your reaction?
Okay, I want to share 2 things, that I saw in the home funniest video.
First is , you know in church when the pope is in it, and a celebrated mass is taking place, there is a line full of people waiting to greet the pope, therefore, kissing his hand like the movie godfather. Here is the thing, the pope suddenly cough or sneeze on his hand, and the next person in line kisses his hand. What is your reaction to this?
Second, a monkey standing on top of a tree, he suddenly puts his finger in his butt, and he then smells his finger or by chance puts his hand on his face, and then he fells down from thre tree. What is your reaction? I just thought that the chimpanzee was looking at a person, who is playing a prank, the chimpaznee must have imitated and clearly fallen into his trap.
My wife and I were in San Francisco one day, around
Union Square. We were walking down a street near the
Macy’s there, when we saw a rather curious sight.
We saw two guys walking side by side each carrying a
plastic sheep. Then within a few seconds, two more
people each carrying a plastic sheep, then a few seconds later
two more people each carrying some sheep. As the sidewalk was
very crowded, you really couldn’t see more then a few people
ahead, and then a few second later, you saw two more
people each carrying a plastic sheep, and the sheep weren’t
small by the way, they were life size sheep. In all about 15 people
walked by us, each with a plastic sheep. My wife and I went into
nordstroms, which had a cheese cake factory restaurant.
We had lunch and then went back to wondering around
union square. Across union square, was some high end
clothing store. My wife and I passed this store and in the windows
of the store were people setting up all those plastic sheep we
saw. I never did find out what the hell the sheep were for.
i saw similar thing in NY one day with cows may be as you mentionning it it is me but i am not a cow nor a sheep or any animal i am just a normal human being
A women sitting in a burger king alone having a conversation with some one that wasn’t there. She was extremely passionate and was gesturing animately towards the empty seat. The one phrase I remember her saying to her imaginary friend was “wiggy wiggy wa wa. I saw the bouncing. If you make the circle you still won’t be complete.”
Or once walking near the corner of Clark and Belmont in Chicago, I happened to see a man drawing swastikas with a black marker on the white pants he was wearing. I must have stared at him for too long because he noticed my eyes upon him and so he gave me a threatening look that was fueled by whatever hatred had possession of him.
I can say one thing for lunatics. They’re damn interesting.
When I first came here, the TV was mainly just wallpaper, it was always on, but I couldn’t understand any of it. I used to eat my dinner in front of the moving pictures, alien as they were, probably simply for the comfort value of ingrained habit. TV is TV wherever you are.
One day it was the news, live feed. With hind sight I know now why the guy was angry - the Government were going to knock his house down because he’d built it on unsurveyed land without permission, or with any regard for construction regulations. This is earthquake country - so it’s not as harsh as you’d imagine.
But back then, all I saw was a man out of his mind waving an axe at the demolition crew and accompanying police, bellowing gibberish at the top of his lungs.
The guns came out. More yelling.
The guy kept putting his hand on the top of the gatepost, fingers outspread, gripping - I thought perhaps he was just symbolically holding on to his homestead.
The shouting reached a peak, then fell silent - the man, eyes starting from his head - suddenly brought the axe down - and cut off all his fingers. The axe-head shuddered in the wood with the force of the blow.
This was live, and stayed live - fingers went everywhere, the camera tracked one for an instant, I saw it convulse in the dirt like a bisected worm, there was dirt under the fingernail.
Living in a nice suburban neighborhood, We had our front door open to wait for our employees and to catch an early Spring morning breeze. Coffee in our hands my husband and I were talking about work when we heard some bizzarre noise coming from the font door. We leaned over to look out and in walks a 250lbs pig. We are in a city and a farm animal walks in about 5:30 Am Even more bizarre. We had a 14 yr reclusive feline weighing in about 2lbs. she hides in our room exclusively. As said pig walks in and our mouths are trying to form words, a tiny white streak hurtles itself screaming obscenely at the pig. It lands on the pigs nose which then causes the pig to make the most hideous noises and deafeninlgy loud. The ensuing mayhem was broadened by our tw canines wondering what was going on they proceeded to bark loudly at pig and cat but, niether brave creature dared enter the melee. It was bizzarre
Tabula, your story reminded me of this so I’ll post it here even though it is not a personal expirience of my own.
In the heat of this mans anger he severed his own penis, and threw it at a cop. Amazing. Truly amazing. What I said about lunatics still holds at this point. The story is taken from the Sun Times Chicago.