dude seriously? you’re kidding right? I thought someone made arachibutyrophobia up.
Colin Leslie Dean.
He haunts my dreams … 
I fear that name so much since I may be compelled to read what he/she has to say, find it so stupid, and bash my head into the wall repeatedly.
I’m in his cult, I’ll have you know.
Microwaves… I’ll use em but i get freaked out when I put my hand inside one
That’s nothing. I possess a small shrine in my bedroom closet, before which I sacrifice a small animal each night in advance of coming on here to silently worship my idol.
I am so overawed by this man. Seriously. 
I’m afraid I might not ever read another substantive post in my entire life. I have nightmares about it.
I’m also really scared that everyone will think I’m an asshole. I just want to be accepted.
I accept you, Smears! 
Ticks.
They’re tiny capitalists.
How very mature…
I am deathly afraid of ants, and it makes me a homosexual? You’re a homophobe at best.
Capitalists…have no desire to leech of society. That is, again, a communist ideal.
whether they desire or not, they do it… they survive and receive energy, through the energy of others
I also fear dying before I publish. It just wouldn’t make sense to me.
They don’t sponge off other’s. Ticks provide no benifit to their host organism.
what benefits do capitalists provide? a wage that can buy the minimum subistence?
Not all capitalists have the sinister plan to “leech off society”. These people are honest and mean well, and are simply exercising their rights provided and protected by government.
But despite their intentions, they still are, and always will be, a completely useless burden on economy. This is because they DO nothing in the chain of production. They consume, like a parasite, but do not produce.
A good communist would realize that not all capitalists are “evil”, but he would also realize that not being evil still does not make you important, useful or relevant.
My boss for example, a millionaire, is too stupid to be evil. But I would not hesitate to incarcerate him or execute him if the circumstances were right. I promise you that if every capitalist on the planet was executed in the next five minutes the world would not stop turning.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :dies laughing:
I’m sorry, it’s just…I can’t take a moocher seriously, I just can’t.
You equate “Capitolist” with “Millionaire.” News flash- it’s not all bosses in a capitolist society, and a communist society CAN NOT survive with nothing but workers. All you have at that point is grunts who can do the physical work, but no one to do the thinking.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :dies laughing:
I’m sorry, it’s just…I can’t take a moocher seriously, I just can’t.
You equate “Capitolist” with “Millionaire.” News flash- it’s not all bosses in a capitolist society, and a communist society CAN NOT survive with nothing but workers. All you have at that point is grunts who can do the physical work, but no one to do the thinking.
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The ability to keep the money to earn without having half of it stolen to support crack heads.
Nuclear war.
Insanity.
Going blind.
The belief that free will and choice is an illusion.
Chronic diahrreah.
Leibniz’s hair and his monads.