I’ll give you the last several.
“Instructions for the Unpacking, Assembly, Use, Cleaning, Maintenance, Care, Repair, Disassembly, Repacking and Reshipping After You Find Out It Doesn’t Work (within the thirty day warranty period) of the Acme E-Z Care Coffeemaker/mini-vac/steamcleaner/food processor/smoothie maker. With digital clock”, by someone for whom English is a mere flirtation.
“Humean, All-too-Humean”, by Ernst Werklempter.
“Theoretical Foundations of Theoretical Foundations, or Castles in the Sky”, by Ivory Tower.
“Eat Grass and Live Longer” by Daisy D. Kau
“Fly on the Wall”, by Gnat Nabors
“The Origin of All Conspiracy Theories”, by Anonymous
“I know Who Anonymous Is”, by Anonymous’ Ex-Wife
“Get Rich, Lose Weight and Meet Your Soulmate in Twenty Days!” by The Brooklyn Bridge Real Esate Sales Association.
“Bust and Boom - a Story of Breast Implants Gone Bad”, by Getta Lawyer
“Godel, Escher, Joey Ramone”, by D J Punk
“Godel, Escher, Dee Dee Ramone”, by Dee Dee Ramone
“Dee Dee Ramone Is a Fucking Liar”, by Joey Ramone
“Manufacturing LSD with Household Chemicals and Equipment”, by Oona Tripp
“Cereal Ingredients - an Anthology”, by Kellogg Post
That last one’s a toughy - lots of big words.