What did you eat today?

Go ahead and laugh if you want…but I’m sincerely curious…I had…

Breakfast: Bagel, fruit smoothie

Lunch: Sandwich, juice

Dinner: Ice cream :smiley:

And some of cookies and pretzels in between :smiley:

No wonder you are depressed, your body is clogged up with crap.

Seriously, spend 2 weeks eating nothing but fresh fruit, vegetables and cereals and you’ll see life anew. This has explained an awful lot.

Yesterday I ate porridge for breakfast, a turkey sandwich for lunch, items of fruit and glasses of fruitjuice throughout the day, and a mince and onion pie for dinner. I also had an extended encounter with a group of cows which I relate elsewhere.

I went a whole day eating fish and fruit once, it didn’t make too much difference.

Wow, like a whole day?

today, i ate :

3 small children (one boy, two girls, a plastic toy included)
the safety outlet valve of the Palisades nuclear reactor in South Heaven, MI
all the cookies
a few other bits and pieces i can’t quite remember right now

burp

today I ate:
most of a box of very nice belgian chocolates
3 chocolate eclairs
a half gallon of whole milk
2 very large helpings of Mousaka
lots of biscuits with real butter

and then for lunch …

anybody wanna guess what I weigh?