Oh yes - you’re absolutely right - People on welfare could never do philosophy… It being index-linked an’ all 
Student/Athlete
And by athlete I mean I get shit on, run/jumped to death, and forced to carry out extremely unlogical tactics by extreme hypocrites for the amusement of a few people who enjoy seeing a game of college basketball.
Juxtaposed to a major in philosophy… well you can see why I smoke alot of pot.
At least you’re not a cripple!
My grandma would have said that.
Have another centrum silver gramps
That’s what I would have said.
On a serious note though, I am extremely appreciative of my moderate good heath, I think about that often actually.