What I think of Valentine's Day.

I hope so. I am bored with porn as of late. They just do the same thing over and over again.

Well, I’m a…scorpion - I was born in November, you see! :wink:

Do you like my futuristic look?

…but that was you, not I. :-s

Magsj for some reason I am finding it hard being turned on with the thought of a scorpion in my mind. #-o

Oh well… :stuck_out_tongue:

This year on Valentine’s day I twisted my ankle while I was walking to the local pub where afterwards I limped all the way home.

If anything I have learned one thing… Fuck Valentine’s Day and everyone’s romantic bullshit! O:) =;

Anyhow with this gesture of unfortunate luck on this holiday I have learned it is best just to stay at home drinking until one passes out on Valentine’s Day or to spend the entire day sleeping in.

( This is my offical postulation about this wretched holiday.) ( I approve this message.)

My objective has been… achieved! :sunglasses: :-" :laughing:

…and I thought Scorpions were supposed to be sexy, or am I thinking of ‘Scorpios’ #-o

=D>

or spent posting on ILP instead… :-"

That too.

Valentines day is harmless. You can choose to acknowledge it or not.