This year on Valentine’s day I twisted my ankle while I was walking to the local pub where afterwards I limped all the way home.
If anything I have learned one thing… Fuck Valentine’s Day and everyone’s romantic bullshit!
Anyhow with this gesture of unfortunate luck on this holiday I have learned it is best just to stay at home drinking until one passes out on Valentine’s Day or to spend the entire day sleeping in.
( This is my offical postulation about this wretched holiday.) ( I approve this message.)