What if truth were a Bar Whore? What then?
I suppose we’d have to buy a trey of jellow shooters, and fuck her into submission eh 
what if truth was a mexican avalanche?
i geuss we’d have to jizz in its face and push it down a flight of stairs
or
what if truth was a straberry swirly?
i geuss we’d have to jizz in its face and punch it in the nose
What if the truth were a resource, like crude oil – or perhaps dirt?
We would refine it, burn it, process it and waste it.
It would be a sort of oar, always refined and processed by the mind.
Altered to serve a purpose.
What if the truth was that everything true was false?
Then the world would have a compiling error.
what if truth was 10010110110
I geuss we’d 01101101 101 01 010110 1010101 01101 01
what if truth were emoticons? 
i guess we’d get over it and party. :D/
What if Truth were a Biscuit? It would be consumed.
What if truth were a urinal? It would get pissed on.
what if truth was yromemtnatsisrep?
it would be an arrogant uni-browed cocky son of a bitch
You forgot ‘pinko’…
What if truth was an asshole?
Would it shit over everything to keep our attention?
What if truth were your prick boss?
We would lack the balls to criticize it to its face, but we’d still make fun when her back was turned.
Hello F(r)iends,
What if truth doesn’t exist?
We would have to invent it…
What if truth were a woman?
No one would not understand it…
What if truth were a man?
We couldn’t believe it was so simple…
What if truth were a midget?
It would always fall short…
What if truth was an amputee?
It be missing something…
What if truth was paralyzed from the hips down?
It wouldn’t have a leg to stand on…
What if truth were impotent?
Then it would make excuses about performance…
and so on…
-Thirst
Yes, but perhaps we could woo her, as the man who inspired the joke suggested.
Or go on viagra 
EDIT: Then those who saw truth would see blue 
Whooaa interesting…
Hello F(r)iends,
Ooooh… the blue pill is the truth.
But Neo took the red pill!
-Thirst
Probably why the silly bastard didn’t get laid until the 3rd film
second?
Hello F(r)iends,
What if truth was a cumshot?
Would women swallow?
-Thirst
=D>
Yeah you are right… Well then… Hmm… I still hate Keanu