what is the stupidest vegetable?

creation_imperfect · December 24, 2004, 7:10pm

me and one of my friends were arguing about this and i think it’s asparagus but he thinks it’s the tomato. so which one is it? or is it some other vegetable?

and yes, i mean stupidest in terms of intelligence.

I_amp_zachariah · December 24, 2004, 7:23pm

You would win this argument based on the fact that the tomatoes genetics know absolutely nothing about being a vegetable. Being a fruit is it’s forte.

However, the stupidest vegetable would have to be yellow corn, based on it’s weak nutritional value.

I can’t believe you asked this question, but it’s in its proper place here in Mundane Babble.

Sagesound · December 24, 2004, 8:16pm

I can’t believe he called a tomato a veggie…

Regardless, the stupidest veggie of all time must ultimately be Celery.

creation_imperfect · December 24, 2004, 9:06pm

I didn’t call it a vegetable. my friend did. I called it a fruit but he didn’t believe me.

my_real_name · December 24, 2004, 9:54pm

Is this supposed to be a rag on Veggietales?

I_amp_zachariah · December 25, 2004, 12:53am

LOL @ mrn

The_Underground_Man · December 25, 2004, 1:39am

How stupid does one have to be to argue about the intelligence of vegetables?

She · December 25, 2004, 1:56am

… or about arguing about the intelligence of vegetables…

… or about arguing about arguing about the intelligence of vegetables…

and so on.

Not so much stupidity as apparent boredome (mixed in w/ a little pot, maybe?), as far as I can see.

I vote for the “Stonehead” cabbage, by its name, but a potato always seemed kinda dumb-looking to me. Taste-wise, I’d say brussels sprouts… they taste pretty damn dumb.

Time to get off this mind-sucking hunk of garbage… (just kidding, baby, you know I love you, don’t wig out on me…) (hehe).

Impenitent · December 25, 2004, 3:59am

the stupidest vegetable is the pork chop

-Imp

Fiction · December 27, 2004, 4:19am

It has to be the cucumber - watch veggie tales…and you will agree

xanderman · December 27, 2004, 5:23pm

Lima Bean.

Without a doubt.

Stupid Lima Beans!

arendt · December 28, 2004, 4:59am

Spaghetti squash!! What’s that?

servent_of_the_godde · January 31, 2005, 2:28am

this is totally pointless but if i had to pick i would say brussell sptouts…unless my dad cooks them…he makes them smart somehow. but if there koot by anyone besides my dad then they are the spawn of SATAN!!! i luv saying that.

Phaedrus · January 31, 2005, 2:36am

Phaedrus’ Paradox- How come a tomato is a fruit but ketchup is a vegetable?

I would nominate the beet for stupidest veggie in the world. It’s one of the very few that I don’t like no matter how it’s prepared and have no decent recipe for.