You know what I’ve noticed? Watching porn I’ve noticed that dudes with average or smaller dicks bust bigger nuts, while the big dicks barely bust anything. I wonder if this is an evolutionary feature. It would make sense that smaller dicks, being unable to get closer to the cervix, would need to ejaculate more in order to fertilize the female. I dunno though.
Now the size of your balls is important, but the parts of the testicle that produce sperm are only a small part of the anatomy of the testicle. Ergo, you don’t need big balls to bust a good nut. But you do need big balls to have high testosterone levels. Now I’d be willing to trade my balls (which are big) for your bigger dick, for two reasons; first, my testosterone levels have always gotten me in trouble, and second, wearing underwear is uncomfortable for me because my balls hang low, they swing to and fro, I can tie them in a ribbon, I can tie them in a bow.
First though I need to know if by big we mean the same thing. Mines about 6 and 7/8ths inches long erect, maybe 4 and 1/4 inches in circumference. That might be off because I don’t have my tape measure on me… it’s in my tool bags. At any rate I would like at least a 7 and 1/2 inch long erection. I’ve tried to stretch the thing but it doesn’t work. I want one this long because I want to be able to hit that sweet spot without putting her legs over my shoulders. From behind I do alright… I’ll get the hand from her… when she reaches back and pushes against your hips in a gesture to say ‘whoa dude, not so deep’. But basically seeing all these big dicks in porn makes me feel inadequate. I’m not, mind you, but my exposure to porn has exaggerated my expectations- everything HAS TO BE BIGGER- bigger trucks, bigger cheeseburgers, bigger TVs, bigger breasts, bigger houses, bigger incomes, bigger everything. You know what I mean? I’ve been subliminally brainwashed by the media and all its mediums. One has a psychic ontological desire to increase one’s Parmenidean being, to exist MORE, to occupy more space, to bring into existence ever increasing atomic complexes of greater size, to master the material world of things. A big johnson is the most primordial expression of the masculine force to do this. The second is architecture. To build objects that endure and resist the Heraclitean flux. Like the architectural erections I build, I want also for my penis to resist the Heraclitean flux with its erection. A tower of power that rises up toward the heavens, that overcums the spirit of gravity, that demands; SEE ME, FOR I’LL SHALL EXIST!