What is your slogan?

Just enter a word and voila. From:

A few examples…


Heres one of my own without the aid of your surrealist website.

Don’t die before you are reborn!!!

I’d walk a mile for a Marshall McDaniel

Because Impenitent is Complicated Enough.

Doesn’t your dog deserve BeenaJain?

Obey Your Ben.

Promise her anything, but give her détrop.

Bring out the Dunamis and bring out the best.

You’re not fully clean until you’re Uccisore-fully clean.

Don’t Leave Home Without Future Man.

Time To Make The Magius.

If it’s got to be clean, it’s got to be Smooth.

Nothing comes between me and my Polemarchus.

When you say Pinnacle of Reason, you’ve said it all.

You’re in good hands with Pax Vitae.

Wouldn’t you really rather have a tentative?

The best tires in the world have hermes the thrice great written all over them.

If it’s GateControlTheory, it’s got to be good.

Snap into a Sagesound!

I’m Cuckoo For chanbengchin.

Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Phaedrus from the Oven.

We Don’t Make BMW-Guy. We Make BMW-Guy Better.

It’s how phrygianslave the wise is done.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Bob.

arendt, the San Francisco treat.

Aren’t you glad you use my real name ? Don’t you wish everybody did?

Fill it to the rim with Dr.Satanical.

Like a good neighbor, Gamer is there.

“Always look on the bright side of life” Monty Python


These are what it sent back for me…

  1. Better Living Through Sheâ„¢.

  2. Gee, Your ‘somenewname’ Smells Terrific.


here are some other slogans:

“The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheeze…”

“Give me ambiguity or give me something else…”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing…”

“Eliminate and abolish redundancy…”

“You deserve what you accept…”

“Humpty Dumpty was pushed…”

“If you won’t listen to reason, will you accept a lame excuse?”

“They told me I was gullible and I believed them…”

“One who knows how will always have a job working for someone who knows why…”

“Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear…”

“Nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it…”

fun fun fun…


Well - that could have been worse… :smiley:

Now I just need to find out what exactly it is I do around here… :astonished:

“Ring Around the Satyr Gets Your Whole Wash Clean.”

was what it spat out for my favourite cloven hoofed one… :evilfun:

Congrats GCT:

I’ll add this site to “Googlefight” and put it in my definitive philosophic toolbox…

Your camshafts seem to be clunking along just fine now…

“Smart. Beautiful. Darksword.”
[Ah, my favorite… although the second one is probably debatable.]

“When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Darksword.”(… to fight for them because they know she will.)
[I’m beginning to suspect they know me…]

“Just Do Darksword.”
[LMAO, Please refrain!!! Ok, this one was just funny.]

Thanks GCT, bloody awsome. I quite like “Nothing Sucks Like A Gamer.”

Mine came back as…

“Hope It’s Liquidangel, It’s Liquidangel, We Hope It’s Liquidangel…”

“Puts the Liquidangel into Britain”

“I’m Cuckoo For Liquidangel.”
Shouldn’t that read…‘Liquidangel is Cuckoo’?


Schtop! This Theundergroundman is not Ready Yet!

haha, that’s great.

Berkeley; the agnostic; the jeweler: To see is to believe.

Hume; the prisoner; a typical American office worker: Tomorrow is another day.

Santayana; Count Dracula; the Godfather: Blood is thicker than water.

“I am Stuck on vortical, 'Cause vortical’s Stuck on Me.”

“Things Happen After a vortical.” …what does that mean!?

Thanks for the link. I was temporarily mesmerised by the many humorous ways ‘Aristotelean Essentialism’ can be sloganised (this is something of a niche joke, btw). For instance;

Also, the possibilities with Kripke are rather mischievous;

For anyone interested, I would definitely recommend the Philosopher’s Lexicon, at http://www.blackwellpublishers.co.uk/lexicon/. It is very much something for those who know their stuff. The more you know, the more humorous it becomes…

Some of my favourites;



I can actually hear Randy Savage now… “Ohhh yeeeaahhh!”

…and now to pay what’s due…

Xanderman, good to the last drop.

I’m getting some interesting ones:

Things happen after a scythekain

No Scythekain, No comment.

The Biggest Scythekain Pennies Can Buy.

Probably The Best Scythekain In The World.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Thirst4metal.

This Is Not Your Father’s Uccisore.

Cleans Your Floor Without Avicenna A.d…

fun stuff

I like this one…

“Probably The Best Scythekain In The World.”

ha ha…



if and when you find another scythekain, the scythekain, inc. makes no garuantees that this scythekaine sold to you will in fact be the best scythekain in the world. But since there are currently no other scythekaine’s in competition we can ensure that you are getting the highest quality scythekain available.*

[size=75]disclaimer to the disclaimer:
if you read this text you have way too much time on your hands, and probably won’t fully enjoy your scythekain model anyways.[/size]

My sentiments exactly.

Nice avatar.


It takes a tough man to make a tender Uccisore. :confused:

“It takes a tough man to make a tender Uccisore.”

This is hysterical. Hysterical!