your constant verbal abuse is called duress.
District attorney: Hey, remember that guy we blackmailed into pleading guilty to those sex crimes he didn’t commit and ruining his life? Check this out. We now have a vigilante christian cat lady working for us. We’re putting together a possible case of unauthorized credit card use even though he was given permission. Do you think we can get him and send him back to prison? I could really use the conviction: registered sex offender charged and convicted of unauthorized credit card use. I mean, it’s not as good as bagging a sex offender conviction, but it’s something. Been waiting to get that promotion from the partnership and get that sweet office on scumbag street downtown.
Judge: well i think it’s clear that calling someone a dumb bitch is a premeditated effort to force them to hand over their credit card. Tried a case back in 98 where a guy called his wife a slob one time. Three months later, he was arrested for using her credit card. The case was brilliantly argued by the state prosecutor, who said that his wife had experienced trauma at the slob insult and that this caused her to want to let him use her card. He said the burden of proof was on Kant to prove she had the option to choose not to lend him her credit card after being called a slob. Guy was like a regular Clarence Darrow.
You’re paranoid that people are out to get you because of your record. Why do you not at least attempt to stay under the radar and be a decent person?
You rant on and on and on about capitalist oppressors, but that is the role you are taking with your mother when you charge her card under duress.
Is this a cry for help or do you think everything is a joke? There is help. You do not have to take care of your mom all by yourself—and it doesn’t seem like that is why you’re even there …because how are you helping? Have you looked into services provided by the senior citizens center, for example? If they can’t provide them, I’m sure they can refer your mom to them. If you really wanted to help her, you would look into it rather than exploiting her and verbally assaulting her constantly.
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..the kind of person others sorely underestimate.. 
I don’t know if Nietzsche got around to this or even noticed it, but a peculiar thing happens when a naturally superior person isn’t able to dispose of a frustrating and annoying inferior person (or get away from them) and so lashes out vocally hoping somehow to fend them off.
The inferior person then interprets this display as the superior person trying to impress him/her by ‘being a tough guy’. Can you believe it?!
Of course, I don’t mean the schoolyard bully fat kid who actually is trying to impress and solicit respect, fear, etc., from the one he bullies. He is, and he is because he’s on their level, one of them, not superior to them. An outcast perhaps but not because he chose to leave.
It’s a combination of the vanity of the inferior one - it can not imagine that someone might find it insufferable and annoying - and the inability to be so much better than someone else that they would be able to know it is indeed possible; to be superior to someone you will find insufferable and annoying.
As if a little barking dog wasn’t already annoying enough… now it thinks you’re trying to be a tough guy when you kick it across the lawn, too.
Disclaimer: i don’t abuse animals. People who abuse animals disgust and enrage me.
Edit: tigers don’t ear gazelle, i don’t think. That’s over in africa. i shoulda said lions.
The enemy has now infiltrated my ILP safehouse because your homegirl Itchy called the cops and the social workers on me again (i missed them. I was workin’ like a workin’ man do) and they now have a promethean task force listening to vocaroo and reading my posts, and i quote “for three hours”. The cat lady was advised (or given the option) by them to have me, and i quote “involuntarily commited”.
Well as near as i can figure out it’s 'cause i uh… fight and fuck too much
Prior to the national guard arriving in a small armed convoy my team dismantled the camp and we are now moving deeper into the Bolivian jungle. I will have to cease all communications until i establish a satellite link.
..was it because you declined her offer to ‘meet up, and see how it goes’?
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A woman scorned. 
Flight? There’s an option.
Flight? There’s an option.
P.s. I never suggested involuntary commitment. I suggested conflict resolution with managed emotions. Princess.
Thanks for keeping me in the loop.
I did not see a declining of any offer.
I saw a rescinding of an offer.
Receipts.
You must be referring to someone other than me because I don’t even own cats.
I have a bond with all the stray ones around here. That doesn’t make me a cat lady. I don’t even feed them.
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..just as I said.. scorned.. bitter.. twisted.
Are you jelly?
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..apparently.
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A person who asks the males here if they ‘like Mags’, asking me if I am jealous.
The irony/stupidity.
I never asked any male here if they like you.
Obsess much?
Tough Guy: I don’t pick on my mom. I pick on people who pick on their moms.
Douchebag: You hurt my feewings. I’ma go take it out on my mom.
Tough Guy: Welcome to the slammer!
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God, trolls are so f’cking boring.. when exposed, they become dull and tarnished.. like oxidised cheap gold alloy.
Is that what your profile picture is supposed to represent?
For me, it’s not about either, it’s about going for that which piques my interest the most.
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I’m the kind of person that abhors it when I’m at a networking event and the guys I talk to feel the need to tell me that they’re married/taken/gay. 
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Each day I rise above the unnecessary, and only entertain the necessary.. Amen! 
It is unfortunate that we all had to go through this only to discover in the end that indeed the promethean was right and the cat lady lives happily ever after after having a yuge credit score spike because of my using the card for $800ish. I will even beat the due date by one day so it’s even worse for you and better for me; not only was he right, but the arguments about interest (gasp!) were for naught because none even accrued.
Most people just borrow a credit card from a friend, spouse, or relative and say “thanks bro I appreciate it.” I, however, had to endure an interrogation by two police officers and another by a social worker with another officer i missed for being at work, internet stalking, and two days of haggling a cat lady with a whole spectrum of phobias and irrational fears that interfere with her normal functioning and practical decision making. She will insist on keeping a toaster and can opener unplugged when not in use but not a coffee maker or TV or lamp, etc. I will be assaulted for days for leaving the unplugged end of my phone charger cord on the floor or couch instead of the wooder table. Reason: it could ignite the carpet or couch on fire but probably not the wood table.
Bizarre fears that in reality make no sense, or very little. During winter, the kitchen sink cabinet doors are left wide open when the faucet has to be dripped to assist in keeping the pipes at room temp. BUT, the doors stick way out into the kitchen and are in the walking way. You could reduce this disadvantage by half if you closed one door. She will not allow it; she believes that the temp under the sink won’t become room temp with only one door open. The two doors open to the same cavity/space under the sink.
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This is called bringing the heat down on the block, and it’s almost as bad as snitching. The cat lady suggests that she ought to contact the promethean task force and tell the department that I’m paying off what i owe on her card. Unbelievable.