What meds are you taking and why?

What meds are you taking and why? Do they work?

Drugs: Marijuana and Alcohol.

Prescribed Reasons: Too active of a mind to remain in one playground consistently.

Effectiveness: User is currently the funk-warden at the cool prison.

None, I enjoy being crazy.

…so does Jason Voorhees.

Current Medication: Alcohol, (Unnamed herbal sensory enhancers x 3)

Reasons: The alcohol’s for my ADHD (Puts the non-functioning part of my brain to sleep). The sensory enhancers are because…well, have you ever had sex when you could feel every inch of your body at the same time?

Do they work: Seem to. Come have sex with me and I’ll double check.