What special physical and/or mental gifts do you possess?

What special witty (G or R rated) physical and/or mental gifts do you currently possess ?

I’m a huge asshole, and I’m really good at it.

I’m more intuitive than the average joe.

Lateral thinking - I see everything spread out sideways rather than in hierarchies.

I can read people’s lies. A lie never gets passed me.

I am a human lie detector face to face.