What stops a Christian from killing people secretly?

They all say that without fear of God, they would have no moral compass, right? But they have the opportunity to repent for their sins and go to heaven anyway. They can just ask for forgiveness.

OH WAIT THAT IS WHAT THEY DO!

timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u … 571206.ece

Not right. They say that everyone is subject to condemnation because we all ignore our inbuilt moral compass.

The compass points are called nerve endings, btw.

“I feel, therefore I am,” is not good logic, but it’s better than Descartes’. :slight_smile:

you clearly haven’t been reading the thread that this is a parody of.
you probably haven’t talked to many christians at all, in fact.
i hear that shit all the time.

“HOW CAN YOU BE MORAL IF YOU DON’T FEAR GOD?”

And, yet, they also say we ignore that compass by design. So, as Humpty said, the fear of God would serve to ‘realign’ that compass.

Explain how “Thou shalt not steal” or “[…]bear false witness” affects nerve endings. The pain/pleasure principle is not sufficient grounds for a moral system. Nerve endings are more along the lines of sensors than compass “points”. All they point to is that something is affecting your physical apparatus. Nerves are amoral in operation.

If this were the case, Christian ideology would be more in the way of hedonism.

You just can’t. If you don’t fear God, you don’t understand …anything. I mean, c’mon.

I’d like to see the actual study really. This bit is the crux of it:

The only thingthat surprises me is the STD’s and pregnancy. Obviously it just suggests that their promiscuity is less safeguarded, but the fact that they are so promiscuous in the first place is what surprises me.

Also, why are the English so much more secular than those in the USA? I would imagine there are multiple reasons but I have never thought about it too much anthropologically.

Excellent. Although I have to say I only recognise three of those by face, perhaps I am unfamiliar with the ugly faces of the rest of them.

Probably not. Can you please let people know when a thread is a parody of another one, so we don’t waste time with sensible comments like mine? :smiley:

I don’t suppose you’ve talked to any.

Don’t live in the USA, then. Give yourself some sort of a chance.

Einstein was an atheist? Since when?

Einstein 1955

Wrong again.

the title made it pretty obvious…there’s an active thread with a very similar title.

i don’t know what you’re talking about. sounds like an attempt to be condescending, comes across as gibberish.

You asked for it.
moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html

Ah! Many thanks.

Not self proclaimed. I think he just never claimed to have sufficient data upon which to base a belief either way–

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What I read from this is that he was essentially a humanist, but didn’t dismiss the idea of God outright.

Informative. Thanks to your divine insight, I now understand all that is God.

This probably sums up Einstein’s belief:

Einstein on atheists:

Lincoln was an atheist?

Which one is that?

It’s in ‘Hall of Questions’ along with another parody thread titled ‘What stops theists from killing people openly?’. Ho hum.

Ah. No wonder.

Thanks.

Way to go herp! I knew you had it in ya!!