Fact is, I was on a boat. There was an escaped prisoner, she started running through the dining rooms. I kept throwing knives at her, threw whatever I could find, butter knives, butcher knives, any kind of knives. Eventually I caught up with her, stabbed her but it didn’t go in. And she laughed at me at how pathetic I was, but then I kept stabbing her until eventually it went in all the way and buried into her spleen. She told me she was invincible and that it wouldn’t even hurt her. At first her words scared me but then I realized it was a bluff, then I started to cry. She collapsed into my arms, and I layed with her when she died.
Some fat-cat lawyers came up to me and said I was going to jail for killing her. But then I explained she was an escaped prisoner, and that people have the right to kill escaped prisoners since they were a danger to the ship and it’s crew. Then I used my special card by calling her a “terrorist”, which was a key word I could use to absolve myself of any legal responsibility or liabilities.
Trump was aboard that ship, it was both a military ship and a pleasure line. Trump was on stage yelling to Russia “Leave us alone!!” “Just leave us alone! You gonna be cool? Ok. ok.” I could hear the genuineness in his voice. He was a good man. An honest man, a desperate man simply trying to do the best for his country. And then I realized the terrible truth, that Hillary was working with Russia, not trump. And that is why she accused him, so she could shift the blame from herself. Hillary is a literal by-the-book villain.
What “Make America Great Again” means is make America spiritually and aesthetically great. We are in a toxic, dead zone right now, spiritually. Life isn’t good, life is not worth living right now. There is a global malaise in the American. Trump will reduce that malaise, he will reduce war overseas, reduce slave labor overseas, and reduce America’s guilt, and he will reignite American’s dreams. He will reintroduce family values and make America happy again, like the days of Smash Bros Melee, the days before the Minaj invasion.
Trump is an aesthete, so he can do it. He has fine taste in women and that is a sign that he is fully capable of making America happy again. Trump recognizes the dilapidation of the ghetto, Hillary doesn’t, and that is why Trump will get black votes. Hillary is a modern with no aesthetic sense other than her wardrobe, Hillary sips the koolaid and listens to Nikki Minaj. Hillary will kill all the vibrancy of life. Trump is vibrant, he has life in his bones. Political correctness is killing this country, it is creating inferior art and creating a general slump and malaise. Modernity works by 1984 newspeak, saying the opposite of what it is and letting words decide how you should feel. An example of this is the new Nutella commercial, there is a girl singiing “feel the happiness, feel the happiness” but it is a nasty autotune song and you don’t actually feel the happiness. Trump may collapse the economy but at least he will liberate us from spiritual slavery and this emotional slump we are in.
People say vote for Hillary because she will give me a free sex-change. Fact is I don’t trust hillary and I don’t trust she would give me a free sex-change. In fact Trump will probably have a better chance of giving me a free sex-change or at least a free boob-job, people say Trump will give free boob jobs to all who need it. Fact is there is a website saying Trade for Trump telling you to vote for Stein or Johnson and move your vote to other states where it won’t degrade Hillary, to ensure Trump will lose. I wish it was the other way around, I wish I could vote for Jill Stein without hurting Trump, Trump is my second choice.
Hillary and her southern drawl is no good for america, she is a textbook Disney villain, she’d push the nuclear button sooner than Trump ever could. People say Trump is pure ego but I believe the Political Correctness Police is pure ego, they are so ego that mere words hurt them. Trump is actually building a wall to Mexico because, in his mind, he views it as logical, and that is not ego. In his mind, he is making a sacrifice to save the world. When he calls a woman fugly, he is just being honest and saying what is on his mind, he values honesty more than social consequences because he is not dominated by his ego, politically correct people are.
Trump is a family man, loves his family. Hillary is anti-family, she abandoned her mixed-race child Bill made when he cheated on her, how could me as a mixed-race person myself ever vote for such a monster?
